Bye Bye Bye

A Gundam Wing Songfic

By: Missfortune

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters. I'm only borrowing them. Just letting them have some insane fun.

Warning: Insanity alert! Watch out, insanity is contagious!

Note: The song is Bye Bye Bye by N'Sync
This is the fluffy version I wrote for my little brother to read. I thougt it was funny enough to put up a second time. It's a little bit longer cause I got kinda carried away.

[Scene opens in a bedroom. Two figures are sleeping peacefully in their beds. The door busts open and another person walks in. Relena marches up to the Heero's bed unfazed by the gun that Heero has pointed at her head. She sits down on the bed and gets up in his face. A sleepy Duo glares at her from the other bed. She opens her mouth and starts to sing.]

Relena:
I'm doing this tonight
You're probably gonna start a fight
I know this can't be right
Hey baby come on
I loved you endlessly
When you weren't there for me
So now it's time to leave and make it alone

Duo: Finally, it's about time she got a clue and left.

[Relena ignores Duo and keeps on singing, way off key I might add.]

Relena:
I know that I can't take no more
It ain't no lie
I wanna see you out that door
baby bye bye bye

Duo: Uh, Relena? This is our house. Technically you should be the one leaving.

[Once again she ignores him. She walks up to a dresser and starts' throwing clothes everywhere. Various pieces of clothing fly by. Duo blushes as his pink teddy bear boxers land on a lampshade.]

Relena:
Bye bye
Don't wanna be your fool
Just another player in your game for two

Heero: I don't play games.

Relena:
You may hate me but it ain't no lie.
Baby bye bye bye

Duo: We already hate you.

Relena:
Bye bye
Don't really wanna make it tough
I just wanna tell you that I had enough
It might sound crazy but it ain't no lie
Baby bye bye bye

Duo: Actually leaving sounds like the sanest idea you've ever had.

Relena:
You just hit me with the truth
Now girl you're more than welcome to

Heero: I'd rather hit you with my fist.

Duo: In case you hadn't noticed Heero's a boy. And he's been telling you the truth since day one. You just haven't been listening.

[Relena pretends not to here them as she throws herself into a few jerky and spastic dance moves.]

Relena:
So give me one good reason
Baby come on
I live for you and me
And now I've really come to see
That life would be much better once you're gone

Duo: If you're looking for one good reason to stay, there are none. And do you know how much trouble you've gotten us into by following us around and 'living for you and Heero'? It's about time you saw the truth.

Relena:
I know that I can't take no more
It ain't no lie
I wanna see you out that door
baby bye bye bye

[Quatre, Trowa, and Wufei walk into the room to see what all the noise is about. They are surprised to see Relena prancing around the room.]

Quatre: What's going on?

Duo: Relena finally got a clue and wants to 'leave Heero,' but she also finally lost her last marble.

[Relena is in her own little world still jerking around wildly. She opens her mouth and continues to sing. The boys wince.]

Relena:
Bye bye
Don't wanna be your fool
Just another player in your game for two
You may hate me but it ain't no lie.
Baby bye bye bye
Bye bye
Don't really wanna make it tough
I just wanna tell you that I had enough
It might sound crazy but it ain't no lie
Baby bye bye bye

[Heero has had more than enough of this. He gets up out of bed and pulls on a random piece of clothing from the mess that Relena made on the floor. He moves toward Relena dangerously and the other pilots move out of the way. He begins to push the spastic girl towards the door. The others follow them out the door. Duo hops out of bed and hurries after them.]

Relena:
I'm giving up I know for sure
Don't wanna be the reason for your love no more
Bye bye
I'm checking out, I'm signing off
Don't wanna be the loser and I've had enough

Duo: You're already a loser.

Relena:
Don't wann be your fool in this game for two
So I'm leaving you behind

Heero: It's about time.

Relena:
(Bye bye bye)
I don't wanna make it tough
(Make it tough)

Heero: Too late. [He mutters.]

Relena:
But I had enough

Wufei: So have I.

Relena:
(Bye bye)
And it ain't no lie

[Heero pushes Relena out the front door and the boys all stand around watching as she continues to dance around franticly on their front lawn. Duo starts giggling at the insane girl and soon they're all laughing even Trowa and Heero. The lights in the neighbors' houses come on and all the neighborhood dogs begin to howl as Relena's song continues. Alarm clocks and shoes go whizzing past her head.]

[The boys all wave bye bye as Heero takes careful aim and ends their misery. Relena falls to the ground lifeless. The neighbors all applaud and the boys go back into the house.]

Quatre: Well that was interesting.

Wufei: Glad that's over.

Trowa: Heero, what are you wearing?

[All the boys turn to look at Heero who looks down at himself and realizes that he's wearing Duo's Powerpuff Girls t-shirt and fuzzy bunny slippers.]

Duo: Oh, that's a good look for you Heero!

Heero: Baka!

[He grabs Duo's braid and drags him back to their bedroom. As soon as the door slams shut the remaining boys start laughing.]

Wufei: Yes well it's good to see that Relena's finally gone, but I'm tired.

Quatre: Me too let's go back to bed.

Trowa: I agree, but Quatre, no more snoring this time.

Quatre: I don't snore!

Wufei: Hmm, must be your space heart then.

[Quatre begins to growl and the other boys back up.]

Quatre: Shut up or I'll tell Heero that it was actually your Powerpuff Girls t-shirt that Duo was borrowing.

[Wufei blanched and Trowa started to snicker.]

Wufei: Yeah well . . . they're cooler than your whiny Sailor Moon.

Quatre: Are not!

Wufei: Are too!

Quatre: Are not!

Wufei: Are too!

Quatre: Trowa back me up here!

Trowa: Sorry guys, I like Dragonball Z the best. Goku rules.

Quatre: You just like him better cause his hair defies gravity like yours.

Wufei: Hey their hair is cool.

Trowa: Thanks Wu.

Wufei: Anytime as long as you say that Powerpuffs are better than Moonies.

[Trowa rolls his eyes.]

Trowa: I'm going to bed you guys. You can argue about this some other time. So be quiet or else I won't let you in the bedroom.

Quatre: Sailor Moon

Wufei: Powerpuffs

Quatre: Sailor Moon

Wufei: Powerpuffs

[Duo pops out of his bedroom.]

Duo: You're both wrong. Pokemon is the best!

Heero: Digimon

Duo: Pokemon

Heero: Digimon

Duo: Pokemon

Wufei: Monster Rancher!

Quatre: Pokemon

Heero: Digimon

Duo and Quatre: Pokemon!

Heero: Omae o korusu (1)

[Trowa rolls his eyes and heads into his bedroom. The camera fads out to the sounds of the other four pilots arguing.]

(1) I do not know how to spell that. that's just a guess.

Was that funny or downright insane? Insane! yeah!

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