Y Warnings:
slavery, abuse, rape, mpregs, kawaiiness, LEMON, angst...
Rating: NC17
Disclaimers: Sure, I own DBZ...I
also have Inu Yasha on a leash at my feet, right now. That was sarcasm, for those out there who were thinking of suing
me...I do however own Sage in most of his incarnations; Ryu Sage and Sage Rihs Rihayyidian are the property
(mostly) of Herself. Or Dasia, whomever
comes out on top. *cough* Mijuku and the Lady Herself are the sole
property of my beloved tsuin, Dasia.
Any alien species you recognize I do not own, any you do not are the
creation of my depraved mind. In other
words...MINE...hands off without permission.
For my
tsuin/fiancé...whom I love and love.
And for my
lovely, mushy danglemate and her rat who give me such delight, encouragement,
Ai no Kusabi and beta’ing, and who take the original chibi brat off my hands
from time to time.
And for a
certain hybrid and tenshi...you know who you are. *smirks from the lemon tree*
Restraints and
Liberations
By Talon
Chapter 8
Conversations
“Kakkarott?
KAKKAROTT!!!” Turles sighed and wished
he could reach through the view screen and smack his cousin around a bit. That fainting bullshit...as though he were
some kind of damned weakling and not a fucking Super Saiyjin. “Kakkarott, you baka, wake UP,” he all but
shouted through clenched teeth. Sparing
a quick glance over his shoulder, he sighed with relief he hadn’t woken
Sage. Turning back to the view screen,
he waited as the spiky head stirred and blearily looked up at him.
“Turlll-us…”
the baka slurred. A small shake and the
clarity of consciousness returned to his obscure eyes. “Turles, was I talking to you? I dreamed…” his voice trailed off and he
looked at Turles, his gaze pleading.
“Tell me, tell me you said what you said...please, Turles.”
“I
did, ‘rotto. I found him. He’s here, with me. We’re on our way to Vegeta-sei. We’re about four or five days out at this
point, I’d have to check the sensors, but we’re well on our way.”
“I
can’t believe it...where is he, where was he, can I see him? Talk to him?”
“Calm
down a minute, cousin. I think Vegeta
ought to be here, don’t you?”
Kakkarott
inclined his head, and closed his eyes.
“He is already on his way. Must
have gotten worried when I passed out.
He’ll be here any...”
In
the background, Turles could hear the door crashing open, and the sound of his
Ouji’s worried voice as he questioned his mate. The quiet murmuring of Kakkarott’s voice, silence, then
surprisingly a soft sob. Turles waited
patiently for the prince to get himself under control, then jumped slightly as
the Ouji’s face filled the view screen.
“Where
is my son?” Vegeta’s voice was quiet,
but the thread of steel running through it was unmistakable. Turles sighed. This was going to be difficult.
“Please,
Ouji-sama, Kakkarott-sama, sit down and let me explain. When both faces had settled in front of the
screen he took a deep breath and said, “You need to understand, he has been
through...a lot.” If that wasn’t the
understatement of the age...”He’s not the same child you remember, but he is
still Sage.”
“Turles,”
interrupted Kakkarott, “Can we just see him?
Talk to him?”
Turles
smiled a bit sadly. “I was hoping you
could, but he’s sleeping.”
“Well,
wake him,” came the impatient Ouji’s voice.
“Surely he would want...”
“Vegeta-sama,
he’s ill and in no condition to face either one of you just now.” Turles’ tone was firm.
The
look of concern that crossed Vegeta’s face erased nearly all the irritation
from Turles’ mind. “Ill? What’s the matter with him?”
“He
has a rather nasty strain of Cjudial flu. Please, if you would just let me explain from the beginning, it
would be much easier. I will, of
course, be happy to answer any questions you have...”
“Just
a moment.” Vegeta’s voice was worried. “How do we know you have him? How do we know you’re not just making this
up to get the reward?”
While
Turles was counting to ten, then twenty to restrain the upsurge of fury that
simple, and to Vegeta’s mind, perfectly logical question had evoked in him,
Kakkarott thwacked his mate on the top of the head. “That is TURLES, you baka!!!
He’s FAMILY. He wouldn’t do
something like that!!!”
*Thwackthwackthwack*
His
frustration dissipated as the Ouji’s flushed face came back into the view
screen. “I’d still like proof,” he
muttered, ducking away from his mate’s raised fist.
“That’s
fair,” said Turles calmly. “But I warn
you, this will be a shock.” Turning, he
keyed up the surveillance equipment and opened a folder he had compiled while
Sage slept. It contained several
pictures of the boy, starting with the one the scanning equipment had taken
soon after he had boarded the ship with the unconscious cub. It was that picture he chose to send over
the com.
He
waited, then the gasps he knew would be coming floated into the cockpit. Vegeta was snarling, and Kakkarott had tears
in his eyes, though those same eyes were blazing with the fury of a sebba
wanting only to protect his offspring.
His voice, when he spoke, was clipped and furious.
“What
happened to our son, Turles?”
“Are
you ready to listen? I mean, I don’t
mind stopping for questions, but this is going to take a much longer time if
you’re going to interrupt me every time I try and tell you something. So, just let me know when you’re ready.” He crossed his arms and leaned back in his
chair, gazing at the screen. He felt
for them, he really, truly did, but he was getting irritated at being
interrupted every other second. Thus
far, they hadn’t let him explain anything.
Kakkarott
had an arm around his mate and was purring at him, apparently trying to soothe
the seething Ouji. “We’re ready. Please, Turles. Tell us about our son.”
“All
right then. First of all, he is alive,
I promise you. And he ought to recover
from everything he has been through.
But the most important thing you need to know right now is he really is
not the same Sage you remember. For the
past three years, he has been a ki-restrained slave.” He paused, letting that sink in, taking in the pair’s expressions
of horror. “If you look at the picture
I sent, you’ll notice the collar. This
is what he looked like shortly after I found him. The fresh wound on his tail is from where he had an additional
ki-cuff binding him. One of the first things I did was to have that removed. It’s still healing, but healing well.”
“He’s
so small,” murmured Kakkarott. “I would
have thought...he doesn’t look much bigger than when he was Named.”
Turles
shook his head. “He’s been continuously
ki-restrained for the past three plus years, cousin. I believe, though I am no medic, the restraints have stunted his
growth. If you’ll look at the picture
again, you should be able to see his brands.”
His voice softened. “One is the
universal brand for a bought/sold slave, the double udre. The other is the mark of a slave who has had
special... conditioning.” He faltered
over the words, berating himself for not just coming right out and saying
it.
Vegeta’s
eyes narrowed at the picture, concentrating, trying to make out what the small,
red mark on his son’s bare hip was. He
froze, all the blood draining from his face as he turned from the picture to
look at Turles.
“No...” His voice was barely a whisper. “Turles, say that’s not...”
Turles
bowed his head. “I am sorry, my
prince.”
Vegeta’s
jaw trembled, and Kakkarott looked slightly confused. Then, as his mate caught his eyes, his own golden face paled for
a moment, then flashed as his ki soared.
Onyx spikes flamed the purest molten gold, black, bottomless eyes blazed
bright teal as the aura around him pulsated in time with his rage.
“Kakkarott,
power down. This will NOT help
Sage.” Vegeta as the voice of reason
startled Turles slightly, though he hoped he had not let it show. “How did this come about?” the Ouji questioned.
“I
only know how he came to be a slave,” said Turles, slightly apologetic. “I don’t know when or why he received his
extra conditioning. He hasn’t yet told
me. But from what I do know, I would
hazard a guess it happened very early on.
Here, let me show you a picture of how he looked...oh, just before he
got sick. We stopped as usual on this
run at station Du’chvle and got him some proper clothes.” Hitting the send key, the picture
transmitted. Sage had been standing in
his bare feet, looking out at space through the windows of the cockpit, shortly
after they had left the station. He
looked, quietly regal, though as Turles still thought, somewhat shaken and
thoughtful. A hand was reaching out, as
though he could touch whatever he was seeing, and the lights from the various
instruments lit his face from below.
The boy wasn’t aware of any of the pictures, so they were all “natural”,
showing him as he truly was at any given moment. Turles had taken them from the security files, carefully
selecting screen shots for various reasons; for example, one showed clearly how
thin he was, one captured the haunted look in his eyes, more than one showed
him sketching, etc.
The
pair was silent, staring at the picture of their firstborn, and Turles slowly
started talking, telling them where he had found Sage and all that had happened
since he bought the boy and had taken him away. There were interruptions, explanations and many more pictures,
and in the end, the pair looked cautiously happy. Their son and heir was alive, and in trustworthy hands, and on
his way home. Both Turles and Kakkarott
had talked Vegeta out of sending an armed escort. As Turles said, no one in their right mind would approach a gel
transport, and beside that, Sage was very, very skittish. An armed escort might well do more harm than
good to the boy.
“What
happened to his hair?” asked Vegeta, finally asking what had been bothering him
from almost the beginning.
“He
said it was the first thing the slavers did...cut it off. Even before they...branded him,
Ouji-sama. It threw me off initially;
he just didn’t look like the Sage I remembered. But it is growing; he said they cut it off very close when they
did it.”
“How
much longer until you reach Vegeta-sei proper?” asked Kakkarott.
“Four
days, by my calculations,” replied Turles.
“I know it seems like a long time, ‘rotto, but I can’t go any faster
with the gel on board.” His voice was
apologetic.
A
look passed between the Saiyjin no Ouji and his chosen, and they turned back to
the screen. “The boys will be back from
their studies soon, so we should go,” said Kakkarott, obviously somewhat
distressed at severing the link he now had to his eldest cub.
Turles
nodded, and had been about to say something resembling reassurance when Vegeta
spoke. “Can we see him? I mean, not a picture, can we see him as he
is...right now?” Vegeta’s voice was
steady, but the look in his coal-dusted eyes wasn’t. Turles nodded.
“It
will take a few minutes to route the cameras, give me a moment,” he replied and
set to work. Three and a half minutes
later Sage’s parents were watching him sleep for the first time in three
years. Trying to see Sage through their
eyes, Turles imagined what must be going through their minds, and hearts as
they gazed upon their son. Sage’s
expression was peaceful, though his skin was flushed and his dark bangs drew a
damp, jagged edge across an elegant forehead.
He twitched slightly and Turles restrained the urge to go to him,
instead waiting for the signal from Vegeta and Kakkarott to end the connection.
A
sigh from the com signaled they were preparing to end the call and he returned
to the vid screen.
“I
didn’t see a rash,” said Kakkarott, his eyes misty. “Didn’t you say he had Cjudial flu?”
“Yes,”
smiled Turles. “But the rash is mostly
on his chest and arms, and it’s fading.”
Sage’s
sebba nodded, seemingly satisfied with the trivial information. He shook himself slightly and turned back to
Turles.
“We
have to go, the boys are on their way back to the suite, and we have quite a
lot to explain to them. Cousin, words
cannot express what is in my heart, knowing finally our son is alive, and on
his way home. Please...accept my
deepest, most soul-felt thanks for what you have done.”
“And
mine as well,” interjected Vegeta.
Turles
bowed his head. “No thanks are
necessary. It has been my greatest
honor to serve the Royal Family in this way.
Please, do contact me whenever you feel you need to. I will be in touch.”
The
pair nodded, murmuring their thanks and farewells as the connection was
severed.
Breathing
deeply, Turles leaned back in his chair, eyes closed and tried, unsuccessfully
to relax. He had stayed away from a few
subjects, knowing the situation was going to be difficult enough for them to
process. Hell, it was nearly impossible
for him and he had been dealing with it for a week and a half, or there
abouts. He hadn’t mentioned the bond,
or the situation at the space station, or the fact Sage hated himself and
thought his father would hate him too.
I’m going to
have to tell them before we get home, but damned if I want to. Turles shook his head and went to check on
Sage.
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Sage
seemed a bit better the next day, his fever was going down steadily, but not
with an abrupt break Turles had been hoping for. He managed to keep down some soup, and complained his rash was
itching him.
Turles
grinned at the grumpy cub. “The itching
means it’s going away,” he informed Sage.
“But I have some lotion that might help if you like.” He got up to get it as Sage raked his
fingers beneath his shirt in a vicious scratch with a scowl on his face that
left no question who his sire was.
“Here
now, stop that,” instructed Turles.
“You’re going to be bleeding if you don’t stop.”
“But
it ITCHES!!!” howled Sage in what was unmistakably a whine. Turles could barely contain his
amusement. He knew Sage actually acting
like a child wouldn’t last, but that didn’t mean he couldn’t enjoy it while it
did.
“Well,
take your shirt off and we can do something about it, ne?”
Sage
froze.
Guessing
what was on his mind, Turles reassured him quietly. “Sage, it’s just your shirt.
You take your shirt off and I can put this lotion on your rash and you
will stop itching for awhile. Nothing
more. You know that.”
Hesitantly,
Sage nodded and slowly lifted the sleep shirt over his head, ruffling his
already mussed mane.
“Good
job.” Turles’ voice was soothing. “Now lie back and let me take a look at the
rash.”
Sage
obeyed instantly, in the way that made Turles sigh internally. However, he chose to ignore it, adjusting
the light so it shone clearly over the light purple blemishes dotting Sage’s
scarred chest and arms. It was fading, and going out with a final
hurrah, judging by the welts left by Sage’s nails digging into his skin. He squeezed a bit of the lotion out into his
hand, warmed it slightly with his ki and smoothed it over the rash, smiling at
the involuntary sigh of relief as Sage’s itch abated.
As
he gently massaged the boy, feeling him relax reluctantly under his fingers, he
broke the news.
“I
talked to your parents yesterday.”
Sage’s
eyelids, which had been at half mast shot up and only Turles’ hand on his chest
kept him from bolting from the bed in an instinctual flight reaction.
“Relax,
Sage, I told you I was going to.”
“I...I...I...I
know, Turles-sama...but...”
“It’s
ok. I didn’t tell them
everything...yet.”
“W...what
did you...”
“They
know you were a slave and ki restrained, they know you were a pleasure
slave. They know something of what’s
been going on for the past three years, the conditions I found you in, your
tail, your illness. I have not told
them about the incident at the space station, our bond, or that you are afraid
of returning home because you hate yourself and are afraid your father will
hate you as well.”
He
glanced down at Sage, smearing more lotion over his arms, expecting to see
fear, apprehension, even tears.
Confusion he had not expected.
“What
is it, chukra?”
In
a voice so small he wasn’t certain Sage actually spoke, the single word flitted
across Turles’ ear. “Bond?”
“Yes,
Sage, we have a fledgling bond. Can you
not feel it, here?” And he tapped a
forefinger to Sage’s head. Sage
frowned, concentrating. “I...I think
so...” He swallowed. “It’s almost like...the rest of them, but I
haven’t been able to hear them in so long...it’s been so long...I didn’t
know...I’m sorry, Turles-sama,” he cried out suddenly, bursting into tears.
Turles
hid his bafflement and cradled the sobbing child in his arms. “Shhh, why are you sorry? This wasn’t your doing, nor mine. Sometimes bonds like this just happen and
that’s all there is to it. And you
should be able to hear your family again soon.
Actually,” he paused and drew back.
“I wonder why you can’t hear them now.”
A
low whisper. “I don’t remember how.”
Turles
shook his head. “No, that’s not the
reason. It doesn’t matter whether or
not you remember, bonds are bonds, and family/pack bonds are very strong. It was one thing when you were…OH.” He smacked his forehead with the heel of his
hand. “Baka, baka, baka me. I’m sorry, Sage, I forgot.”
Sage
looked completely mystified. “Forgot
what?”
“Ki-restraint. I forgot I ki-restrained you.”
Sage’s eyes were wide, and Turles swore the darkness pooling in his eyes ate at
the light surrounding them.
“You...you...I don’t understand.”
He choked off the sob growing in his chest as his fingers flew to his
neck. Finding it bare of all but the
nearly healed welts and bruises he stared in shock at Turles.
“I...I
trusted you...”
Shit. He had been afraid of this, and
now he’d have to do some fast talking to settle Sage down. “Chibi, what do you remember from when you
were sick? I mean, sicker than you are
now.”
Sage
frowned. “Not much. I remember being very hot, and floaty...I
dunno. Why?”
“The
reason I ki-restrained you, and the cuff is on your right ankle by the way, is
because during one of your fever-induced hallucinations you nearly blew a hole
in the hull. I didn’t have a choice.”
“Can’t…can’t
you take it off now?” Sage’s voice was
pleading.
“Not
yet, chibi, but soon. As soon as your
fever breaks completely, I’ll take it off.
I didn’t want to do it, please believe me.”
Sage
didn’t answer for a moment. Then,
“Where did you get it?”
Turles
blinked. “From the medical storage
cupboard. They’re standard issue
equipment.”
“Then
it’s not…it’s not from...” He was
unable to finish the sentence, and Turles figured out what he was talking about
as the tip of his tail waved slightly.”
“No. Sage, I left that cuff at the shop where we
had it removed. And I wasn’t about to
put that collar back on you.”
“Oh.” A shuddering breath, “Please, forgive me,
Turles-sama.”
“Nothing
to forgive.”
Sage shifted in the bed a little uncomfortably. He still felt lousy, but Turles-sama had been right, the lotion
reduced the itch considerably. He
frowned, thinking about what Turles had said.
“Um...Turles-sama,
can I ask you a question?”
“Of
course.” He screwed the cap back on the
lotion bottle and stowed it in a nearby drawer so it would be close when Sage
started itching again.
“Well,
if the ki-restraint is what’s keeping me from hearing my family, how come I can
still feel you?”
Turles
looked thoughtful. “It could be one of
several reasons. But the most likely is
the bond formed after you were removed from the traumatic situation you were
in, and we are in close, even physical contact. Unless I’m mistaken, it wasn’t only the restraints that closed
off your connection to your family, was it, Sage?”
Wide
eyed and startled, Sage gazed at him, off-balance and confused. “I...I don’t know what you mean,
Mas...Turles-sama.”
Turles
frowned. “Think about it, Sage. What happens when you or one of your
brothers gets hurt? What about your
father and sebba? What happens to the
other family members if someone gets hurt?”
Sage
was dead white, and Turles got the impression he was pushing him too far, too
fast, but he needed to know whether the boy had done this intentionally or if
it had just happened because of the circumstances.
“They…hurt...we
hurt...till someday we learn not to...project...” Sage’s jaw was trembling.
“But
you don’t learn that, not until your Awakening,” supplied Turles. “It’s that way for a reason, Sage, parents
have to know when their cubs are hurt or in danger. Do you remember when you stopped “hearing” them?”
“A...after
they collared me, I think it changed,” said Sage hesitantly. “It got...I dunno, vague and echo-y. Yeah.
Echo-y. I could kinda hear them, but only when it was directed at
me. I’d hear things like Papa saying,
‘Stay strong, we’ll find you”, and Sebba telling me he loved me, but it felt
almost...unreal. And I couldn’t touch
them at all; at least that’s what it felt like.”
“But
you could still hear them,” confirmed Turles.
Sage
nodded.
“When
did that stop?”
Sage
dropped his eyes and drew his knees up to his chest. Turles could hear him swallowing, hard, his breathing erratic.
“Sage?” He put his hand in the cub’s hair, to ground
him a bit, and tried to tap their still forming bond. The child was trembling, no shaking...hard.
“They...sold
me. After...after they did what they
did. Cut my hair, collared me, branded
me, made me renounce who and what I had been...but they hadn’t done anything
else to me except hurt me. Beating me
with ki-whips, straps, rods, breaking the bones in my tail...it never occurred
to me...when they sold me...” he
stopped, gnawing hard on his lip to keep the tears and memory at bay, but after
a moment, Turles got a flash of what he was trying to suppress.
//Standing outside, the wind was
chilly...naked, why wouldn’t they let me have any clothes? It was cold...faceless crowd, the scents of
lust washing over me in a sickening wave, shouting, then silence as the trainer
began speaking.
“Recently
broken, virgin male slave, ten g-standard years old. Ki-restrained intact Saiyjin. Interesting coloring. Very minor
scarring. Untrained, whomever buys him
can mold him to suit his or her needs exactly.
Very pretty, nice example of a prime piece of Saiyjin-brat flesh. Shall we start at...oh say...ten thousand?”
The shouts and
bids continued, they hurt my ears. The
bidding got more heated, so did the musky-lust scents cascading over me. Papa, please, help me!!! I want to go HOME!!! PLEASE!!//
Turles
snapped out of the near trance at Sage’s low moan. Shaking his head sharply, he reached out to the still shaking
child and pulled him into his lap, twining his tail with Sage’s. “Shhh, it’s ok, come back, Sage, I’m sorry.”
“No...not
your fault. It...it wasn’t that
anyway.” Sage gulped then pressed on,
speaking fast, trying to get it all out before he lost his nerve.
“The
one who bought me...I didn’t know...he took me home, and...and...” He broke off, sobbing into his hands. “Papa
and Sebba told me only adults did that, never children because it was
wrong. Children aren’t ready for that,
and adults can’t do that with them...like you said...and I had
forgotten...child-scent. B...but…it
didn’t stop him...and he liked it...it hurt so much...he just kept...and...”
His voice trailed off and Turles pressed his forehead into Sage’s and again, in
a flash he saw Sage’s memories.
//Why...I
don’t know what he wants...he keeps touching me...don’t touch me there...not
supposed to contradict the Master, he owns me now...nobody owns me...I am a
prince...you are a slave...you can’t be a prince and be a
slave...please...no...what are you doing...what...that HURTS!!!! NOOOOOO PLEASE NOPLEASE
STOPITHURTSSSS!!! WHY???WHY??? STOP
TAKE IT OUT...PLEASE, MASTER!!!!
Blood...there’s
so much blood...and his...hurts to move...why, Master? Have I displeased you that you punish me
so? No? You’re leaving...good...I’ll just stay here...and bleed, I
guess. Papa? Sebba? Please...help
me. I promise to be good...//
Turles
held the sobbing child, purring at him gently as he tried to calm him. Damnit,
I shouldn’t have pressed the issue.
DAMN ME. He looked down as
soft fingers found his jaw.
“Don’t...it’s
not your fault, Turles-sama. It’s
just...that first time...after that I never heard them again. After awhile, I don’t know how long, he took
me back to the training centre, but to a different part of it. He just handed me over, said he wanted me to
receive additional training, that I had proven to be worth putting some money
into. He filled out some paperwork,
handed it to the receptionist who glanced it over and said, I remember this
distinctly, ‘I see you’re being reasonable in your expectations given his race
and age.’ They talked for a bit, then
he...kissed me, hard...I always hated it when he did that, told me to behave for the trainers and he’d
see me soon.” Sage shrugged
helplessly. “That’s how I got the
second brand.”
Turles
was just barely keeping his fury in check, but he knew some of it was leaking
to Sage, in his scent if nothing else, by the way the boy cringed away from him
suddenly.
“No,
no, Sage, I’m not angry at you, please.
None of this is your fault. I’m
angry at those who hurt you, chibi, those who did things to you that you
shouldn’t have had to deal with until your Awakening, when they could beautiful
and pleasurable experiences.”
Sage shuddered. “No offense,
Turles-sama...don’t think I’m ever gonna enjoy sex.”
“It’s
nothing you have to think about now,” Turles assured him, then watched
curiously as Sage uncurled himself and reached to rub the bottoms of his
feet. “Chibi, what…”
Sage flushed. “Sorry,
Turles-sama...it’s just...it got me remembering my time in the training centre
for my extra conditioning...they disciplined differently there.”
“What
do you mean?”
“Well,
pleasure slaves are supposed to be ‘pretty’ so they don’t hit you where people
will see scarring. I had a couple from
my initial conditioning, but even ki-restrained in the beginning, when I was
still pretty strong I healed faster than most species.”
Setting
Sage back on the bed, Turles gently grasped one of his feet and lifted it to
inspect the sole. His stomach turned
over at the collage of old scars and built-up scar tissue decorating the foot. Setting it back down, he checked over the
other foot, finding the same conditions there.
“You’re
sleepy, Sage, and still sick,” he said, keeping his voice gentle and
reassuring. “Here, put your shirt back
on and lay down and get some rest, ne?”
Sage
nodded and obeyed, settling down on the pillow as he watched Turles arranging
things with frightened eyes. As the
older Saiyjin stood and clicked the light off, a small hand reached out and
grasped a fold of trouser.
“Please,
stay with me...just until I fall asleep?” the tiny voice pleaded.
Turles
twitched a small smile at his young charge. Gently untangling the fingers from
the fabric of his pants, Turles crossed the short space to the table and
brought back one of the chairs, which he placed beside the bed, settling
himself in it as the small hand once again, sought him out. Grasping it warmly,
he spoke quietly to the child, already drowsing off.
“Sleep,
Sage, I will protect you.”
And
Sage drifted off, purring slightly, and feeling warm, comforted...safe.
To
be continued...
Talon: *looks in surprise at Sage-muse and
Mijuku-muse, both of whom are sporting identical smug
–cat-in-the-cream-expressions* “Ok…so
you were right...threats ARE a good way to get reviews...so do I have to
threaten at the end of every fic or what?
Sage-muse: “YES!!!”
Mijuku-muse: “No, only if they forget the lesson.” *small smile* “And you’re lovely readers wouldn’t do that, would they? Besides...I have a better idea for next
time...if we don’t get reviews, I’ll cry and never run around mostly undressed
again!!!”
*Disbelieving
snorts from both Sage-muse and Talon*
Sage-muse: “The crying I believe, Miju...but when was
the last time you were completely dressed?”
Mijuku-muse: “Shhh...I didn’t say I wouldn’t be mostly
undressed, I only said I wouldn’t RUN around...mostly undressed.” *nods in satisfaction* “If that won’t fetch reviews...well then I’m
fresh out of ideas!!!”
Talon: *pained sigh* “How did I get stuck with you two as muses anyway?”
Both:
“Just lucky I guess!!!”
Sage-muse: “Now, REVIEW damnit, don’t make me come over
there!!!” Makes a face at the mini-Sage
neko mewing in Princess Emeraude’s hair*
“Is that...thing...sanctioned?”
Talon: “Oh hush you...it’s cute and not hurting
anybody. Now behave or else I’ll have
you over there cleaning it’s litter box.”
*Mijuku
steps to the front, ignoring the fight behind him*
“The
management here would like to thank everyone who took the time to review the
last chapter of Restraints and Liberations, and to encourage you to do so
again.” *Ducks as an iron from Kami-only-knows-where
flies through the air over his head*
*lowers
his voice* “Just between you and me,
minna-san, I don’t think Talon ever had any intention of leaving this fic to
its own devices...but review, just in case.
Arigato!!! Ja ne!!!”