(Scene: the Capsule corps building.opening spotlight on Trunks)

Trunks: Goku,I don't love you anymore!I have never loved you!
(Light spreads to Goku)
Goku: *gasps*
(Light spreads to Vejita)
Vejita:Hmph.
(slowly the spotlights dim and meld togeather, lighting up the 
general stage area)
Bluuma: so much for the sexy incestuous triangle!
Vejita:onna, be quiet.*snorts*You're just upset 'cause you weren't in 
on it.
Bluuma:You sick fuck! *whacks Vejita with a red herring*
Trunks: I can't take this anymore!*runs away from home*
Vejita:(whacked)(fuzzily)Yeah,boy,you better run! You'll pay for 
hurting Kakkarotto!*recovers*Only I may do that!
Goku:(lower lip and chin quivering)I...I can't believe..he..he..
*wail*
Goten:Tou-chan,uresai na!
Vejita:brat!*slaps Goten upside the head*
Gohan:Hey!You hit my little brother!
(Powers up and beats the crap out of Vejita)
Vejita:nnrrr...argh...umph.(collapses)
Gohan: Supaa saiya man! *flashes the V-sign*
Goku: *breaks out of his stupor*Oh my God, VEJITA!*rushes to Vejita's 
side*
Gohan:I feel bad..now daddy's upset.*frowns*OH well!
*shruggs*
oh wait...where's Trunks?
Goten: (rubbing his cheek) her ran away from home.
Gohan: *gasp*Oh no!I, supaa saiya man, must help my sexy friend in 
need!The poor thiing...he could be hurt...he could be...he could be...
(starts to tremble violently) hungry! OH no, my poor Trunks!Whatever 
shall become of him?!!!*wails*
Goten: (rolls his eyes) Mooouu ii, 'nii-chan,you're such a ham 
sometimes!
(Vejita mutters, half concious):just sometimes?*snicker*
(Gohan shoves his foot down on Vejita's head)
(Gohan does a last dramatic pose before leaving to find Trunks)

Goku:Oh no!This is terrible!Vejita, I must get you to the shower and 
then straight into bed!

Vejita: (moans) Kakkarott..I have a head-ache...

Goku: *sniffle and wails*Oh no!Deprived of all my life's pleasures!
Could this day possibly get any WORSE?!

Goten:Yes it could.

(Chichi busts in through the door)
Chichi:Goku!Son Goku! I"ve had it with you! I'm NOT cooking food for 
you anymore, and I'm NEVER setting foot in your house EVER again!
Bluuma, Let's Go!
(Bluuma and Chichi exit)

(Goku collapses to his knees, dragging Vejita with him, bonking 
Vejita's head on the hardwood floor)
Vejita:ooph...damn baka!(passes out again)

Goten: See,I told you. (wanders off)

(a huge spotlight comes on Goku)
Goku:Ooo...woe...

Vejita: (groans from Goku's high-pitched voice)

Goku:how can I...go on...? *whimpers melodramatically,putting two 
fingers to his heart*

(Vejita stirs before waking up again)

Vejita: Oh shut up, baka. *kisses Goku passionately*

*When the kiss is finished, Goku smiles cluelessly*

Goku: Let's have kinky monkey sex!

Vejita:If you insist...
*licks his lips and rips out Goku's jugular*

Goku:oowww..!!Vejita!...I...I'm dying...I can feel...I can feel my 
life's blood slipping away!

*Vejita smirks and drinks up the blood*

Vejita: I am the prince of all saiya-jin, especially you and you will 
submit to me!*cackles*
and now,Kakkarott,I shall screw you to death!

*Vejita effectively keeps Goku distracted with screwing like horny 
monkeys so he forgets he's bleeding to death*

*When it's over,Vejita passes out and so does Goku*

*Vejita wakes up a short time later and notices Goku still alive and 
looking at him,grinning*

Goku: so much blood was diverted to keeping me erect I didn't die! 
Isn't that great?!

Vejita:Sugoi...fuckin' A'...

*Vejita groans and bangs his head on the floor*

*fade to black*

--Leth!
"C'mon,Let's boogie!" --dub Son Goku, NA episode #155

please comment on this.I wrote it in twelves minutes.*snicker*