Title: Cooking Up Sex Gods AKA
When Cats Are In Heat
Author: Rowan Crow (CrowShinigami@yahoo.com, Crow@kiribana.org,
cr0w@hatsuharu.net)
Category: Yaoi
Rating: This is NOT for kids! This mildly describes FOUR BOYS screwin'.
Pairings: Lemme see... YukiXKyouXHaruXMomiji, mentions ShigureXKyou,
mentions HaruXMomiji, mentions HaruXKyou
Warnings: This started out as a random thing I posted on an ML one day,
I think we all remember my "Cooking Up Sex Gods" TV show I did, if
you don't it's at the bottom of the fic ^.~. This has Momiji, Yuki, Kyou, and
Haru covered in chocolate and flour, cooking, and Kyou is in heat, what more
can I say?
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: Sadly, I don't own them, or they would have been boinkin'
from the start of the show. Don't sue me, I'm poor.
Notes: 1) Truth, a game mentioned in the fic, is a drinking game where
you sit around and each player takes turns telling something they've done, if
you've done it you take a shot. If you are caught lying, then you take three
shots. Ok, I go to write one fic, and I get side tracked and start ANOTHER fic!
::growls:: I am SO pissed at myself! But, since I’m talkin’ about it...
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"ABSOLUTELY NOT! HELL NO! YOU CAN’T MAKE ME!" Kyou glared at Shigure,
Tohru, Arisa, and Saki. The four looked at Kyou as he then turned and glared at
his lifetime enemy, Souma Yuki. Yuki simply gave Kyou a nonchalant,
i-hate-you-and-if-you-don’t-agree-I'll-kick-your-ass-again smirk. Kyou knew
this look well and decided to be a good boy and finally give into the begging
of the elder man and his peers. He hung his head in defeat as he pouted. He
mumbled something, but the other five couldn’t hear what he had said. Shigure
lifted a hand to his ear and grinned.
"Ne, ne? What was that Koneko-chan? Did you say something?" Kyou
glared at Shigure when the man called him by the name Haru used to taunt him
when he was Black Haru. Shigure knew the boy was dancing on the fine line of
rage and homicide, though no one knew which way he’d fall.
"I’LL FUCKING TEACH HIM HOW TO COOK!" Kyou glared at Yuki, then
stomped up stairs. Yuki grinned, he had plans for the next day, and he knew two
people who would want in on the fun. The "Prince" looked to Saki and
Arisa with a pleasant, almost royal, smile.
"Are Uo-chan and Hana-chan staying tonight?" Arisa and Saki both
nodded. Yuki smiled pleasantly and left the girls and Shigure to go upstairs
and call Haru from the extension he had in his room.
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Later the next day....
The cooking lesson went horribly wrong! Momiji was covered in chocolate sauce.
It was splattered on his face and neck, while flour was on his clothes. Yuki
was just as messy, but Kyou and Haru were the ones who had suffered the most.
They had been trying to prevent fires and such, and the clumsy Yuki and genki
Momiji had spilled the cooking ingredients everywhere. Kyou was leaning against
Haru, trying to recuperate from the cooking lesson. Haru smirked as he looked
at the neko.
"Tired, Koneko-chan?" Haru began fondling the back of Kyou’s neck,
smirking even more at the soft mewing that came from his elder cousin. Haru
knew that Kyou’s neck was his hot spot, and he also knew that Kyou lusted after
him, Yuki, and Momiji. How did he come to know all this? Well, Haru and Kyou
both happened to be into kinky sex, and Kyou had admitted this during a game of
Truth that he had played with Haru, which ended in Haru and Kyou being beyond
intoxicated and going at it all night like horny rabbits.
By this time, Momiji and Yuki weren’t paying attention to Kyou and Haru, but
were trying to get all of the chocolate out of their hair. Kyou took the
opportunity to reach around behind him and cup Haru’s stiffening cock. Kyou
rubbed his backside against Haru as the ushi replaced his hand for his mouth
against Kyou’s neck. Kyou’s eyes were filled with lust when Yuki and Momiji
turned to Kyou and Haru. Haru removed his mouth from Kyou’s neck and let his
chin rest on Kyou’s shoulder. His arms snaked around Kyou, one hand slithered
up Kyou’s shirt to play with the cat’s stomach. His other hand groped Kyou’s
trapped arousal. Haru smiled as Yuki and Momiji gawked at him. Kyou brought his
arms up around Haru’s neck, then pressed his back against Haru harder.
"Isn’t my kitten sexy when he’s not, horny, and ready to be fucked?"
Haru smiled as he licked Kyou’s cheek. Yuki found himself lusting after the
orange haired youth that was panting, rubbing himself against Haru, and begging
to be fucked. Yuki was in such a stupor, he didn’t notice Momiji walking to the
wonderful sight before him. Momiji unknowingly licked at his chocolate stained
lips as he stood before Kyou and Haru.
"Haru, let me go." Kyou let his hands drop to his sides, looking the
younger, shorter teen in the eyes. Haru hesitated, thinking of what Kyou had
just said. He then smirked, making Kyou impatient when he didn’t release him.
"Koneko-chan is in heat, isn’t he? He can’t control his sexual
desires." Haru felt Kyou’s blush rising from his already heated skin. He
finally let Kyou go and watched as Kyou walked to the counter. He knocked all
the extra ingredients to the floor and picked Momiji up. He sat the boy on the
counter and looked him dead in the eyes. He sniffed the boy, then smirked.
"At least I can control myself when I’m not in heat, Haru. I can’t believe
you..." Kyou trailed off as he pressed a kiss to Momiji’s baby soft, pink
lips. Momiji began suckling on Kyou’s bottom lip, then opened his mouth when he
felt Kyou’s questing tongue lap at his upper lip. Momiji’s tongue rolled out of
his mouth to dance with Kyou’s in an exotic dance that sought no victor. Kyou
almost laughed during the kiss, he distinctly tasted Haru in Momiji’s mouth. He
pulled back and quickly licked his lips and turned to Haru.
"A seasoned pro. Haru, of you needed a good lay, you should have called
me."
"But, Momiji doesn’t scream as loud."
"I thought you liked it when I screamed your name. Doesn’t it let you know
that I enjoy having you inside of me?" Haru quickly closed the distance
between him and Kyou, then pressed a rough kiss to Kyou’s lips. Yuki was still
watching, wishing that he had the courage Haru did to take their quick tempered
cousin in the most intimate of ways. He was about to leave the room, to leave
the three to themselves, when he finally realized that Kyou was looking at him.
"Come here, Yuki." Yuki blinked, then complied with his cousin’s
demand. As he neared Kyou, his heart began to race. This had been the one thing
he’d been wanting since Kyou had returned from his training. Kyou smirked,
giving Yuki a look that one could only describe as pure sex.
"Kyou..."
"I can’t decide which of you I want more.... so I’ll take all three of
you..." Kyou pulled himself up on the counter beside Momiji and pulled
Yuki to him. He spread his legs to Yuki was standing between them, then wrapped
his legs around Yuki’s waist. He put his arms around Yuki’s neck and lifted
himself off the counter. Yuki stepped back as he wrapped his arms around Kyou’s
waist. Kyou leaned his head down and kissed Yuki, pushing his arousal against
Yuki.
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Tohru smiled as she stood from her bed and walked towards the door of her room,
explaining that she was worried that the guys had killed each other because it
had suddenly gotten quiet downstairs.
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Shigure gripped his raging hard on tighter and began to pump himself. His acute
hearing could hear the boys near by in the kitchen, exploring the horny cat.
Kyou was like a banquet for the boys, and Shigure wished he could have joined
in on their fun. However, he knew that Haru, Yuki, and even Momiji would kill
him if he tried to get in on their fun. He smirked, he’d get Kyou later any
way. Kyou always sought out the dog at night when he was in heat, mainly
because the dog was in heat at the same time.
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Momiji swirled his tongue around Kyou’s hard cock as he licked and sucked at it
as if it were one of the lollipops he could normally be seen with. Kyou would have moaned if his mouth hadn’t
have been full of Haru. The cat was pumping himself up and down on Yuki’s
arousal, throwing the mouse into a world of pure bliss. The door suddenly
opened and a shrill scream tore through the house.
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Dinner was quiet and uncomfortable. Arisa was on the verge of tears from
laughing while Saki was absorbed in Shigure’s latest book. Tohru was bright
red, two pieces of tissue hanging from both nostrils from where she had gotten
a nosebleed at the sight of the four having sex in the kitchen. Kyou and Yuki
were very comfortable, however, because Kyou was sitting in Yuki’s lap, being
fed by the nezumi. Yuki would put a piece of food in his mouth, then Kyou would
turn his head back and they would share the food till their lips met in a kiss.
Haru and Momiji were flirting like mad, while Shigure watched his kitten. So,
what did you miss
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As Tohru screamed, Momiji lifted his head from Kyou’s lap and scrambled
backwards till he was a few feet from Kyou. Haru pulled himself from Kyou’s
mouth, suddenly pulled out of Black Haru mode. Yuki, however, kept his grip
tight on Kyou’s hips as Kyou continued to lifted himself up and push himself
back down on Yuki. Yuki reached around into Kyou’s lap with one of his hands
and began stroking the boy.
Blood began leaking from Tohru’s nose as Haru fixed his pants and Momiji wiped
his mouth off. Kyou suddenly came in Yuki’s hand, clenching all of his muscles.
As Kyou clenched against Yuki, the pressure added to the sensations Yuki was
feeling, causing the nezumi to come deep inside of Kyou. Arisa and Saki came
running into the kitchen just in time for the two boys’ climaxes and stood with
wide eyes. They barely caught Tohru when she passed out.
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"G-g-gomen... I didn’t mean to walk in...." Tohru squeezed her eyes
shut. Kyou suddenly looked to Tohru and smiled as he shook his head no.
"Don’t
worry Tohru-kun, just think of it as getting a lesson in cooking up sex
gods."
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The
original Cooking Up Sex Gods:
Crow:
::pops up in a chef’s apron and one of those dorky t.v chef hats:: Today on,
cooking up your own sex god, we shall be cooking ourselves... HATSUHARU! ^.^
Your Hatsuharu should be normally dazed, sexy, and able to turn violent and
crazy at any given moment! All you need to cook up this wonderful sex god is
six cups of sweet, ten cups of sexy, and just a dash of danger! Mix in a bowl
of Yuki, and heat using your handy dandy Kyou. Let sit for two minutes while
you show it pictures of Momiji, Kyou, and Yuki in bed together.
If you have followed all of these procedures correctly, you should have
yourself a very horny, hot, sexy, irresistible Hatsuharu! But, I must warn you,
he comes equipped with incredible stamina! Make sure you keep plenty of Furuba
boys around for him to have his way with, or else he’ll be humping your leg all
night! Not that you all would mind ^.~