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Episode 6: Twin Terror: A Gundam Adventure

As if waking from a nightmare…

Crow groaned as the car pulled up to Capsule Corp. She knew what was coming next. She rolled her eyes slowly and looked over to her three comrades who were playing with Psyduck. She shook her head as she noticed that Goten was indeed in his female form. She shook her head, she never knew her father had fallen in the cursed springs, until now that is. She’d have to splash the man with cold water when she got back to her own time. Just to see the look on his face when he turned into a woman. She laughed; she could only imagine the look of terror her father Trunks would show his spouse. It would indeed be funny. But that didn’t matter right now! She had a fight to observe and record! She rubbed her hands together and smiled as she walked over to the limo where Bura was getting out. The door to Capsule Corp opened and an angry Trunks, in a brown armani suit, walked out. He glared at the gundam pilots who shrugged it off and stepped out of the limo.

“So this is like where you live?” Quatre looked around and shivered in his whore outfit (which is hardly anything). Bura nodded as she ran over to Trunks and gave him a hug. He hugged his little sister and turned to the Gundam Pilots who were checking out the house.

“Where is Goten? He left to go find you. Bura-chan…”

“Trunks!” Goten came running. The Gundam Pilots saw him with Talon, Duckie, and Crow and each drew a gun from pocket space. Goten let out a yelp as he slid and stopped in his tracks. Heero walked over to Goten and prodded him with his gun. Goten yelped again and turned to Trunks who was glaring at Heero. Duo then saw Goten and began to drool.

“Goten-kun…. Run….” Crow ran off, grabbing Goten’s hand as she did. Trunks powered up and turned to the Gundam Pilots who were staring at him weird. Duo smiled widely as he grabbed Quatre and threw him at Trunks, trying to appease him with some good sex. Trunks raised his hand and blasted the pilots with a ki blast.

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Duo woke up with a throbbing headache. He looked around him and noticed the many bottles of liquor and sighed. So the whole thing had been a dream? He shook his head and walked over to the window. He drew back the shades and smiled as the cars drove down the highway like they were supposed to. He heard his computer beeping and ran over. Sitting down, he opened up a mail message and blinked as he began to read it.

Duo,

Thanks for watching my kids; I know they can be a bother. I’m still trying to figure out how they even got in your time. However they got there, they enjoyed themselves immensely and can’t wait until they run into you and your friends in our own time. Ta ta for now!

~ Goten ~

Duo let his head fall onto the keyboard. When he lifted it up, the ink from the letters on the keys had been embedded permanently on his forehead. He rubbed his head and looked around again. That’s when he noticed that there were lipstick stains on some of the rims of some of the bottles. He groaned loudly as he leaned back in his chair. It fell back, sending him crashing into the floor.

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Heero sighed as he got into the shower. His laptop beeped somewhere and he pulled it into the tub. He began typing and finally got to his mail provider. There was a letter in it from someone he had never heard of before. GotenKoi… Who could GotenKoi be? He sighed as he opened the e-mail and read it quick like. It was from some guy named Trunks saying thank you for watching his kids… Heero thought about it for a moment and let out a shrill scream as a picture of Crow and Duckie with Talon. They were all smiling and giving him the victory sign. Psyduck was at the bottom of the picture biting a cat. It was a weird picture, but everyone seemed to be happy.

“Oh my God… It really happened? So, Wufei is really dead? God...I was really sexually molested by Sailor Senshi? And, Bura really did ask me to help her get to her father’s house?” The bathroom door opened, as if on cue, and an angry Vegeta walked in. He yanked Heero out of the shower and balled up his fist as if to punch him in the face. Heero screamed like a girl as he wiggled free of Vegeta’s deadly grasp. He tore out of the bathroom, bare ass naked, and tore threw his apartment screaming in pure terror. Vegeta was screaming something about his baby girl as Heero opened the door and tore down the hall. He ran face first into Duo who was running from the wrath of Bulma. The two took off for Quatre’s house, but saw him running from Trunks who was yelling at him for touching his little sister. Trowa joined them being chased by Pan who was pissed because the boys were touching her girlfriend.

“What did we do to deserve this?” Quatre looked over at Trowa who groaned as he continued down the hallway. Demonic laughing came from the sky. The guys all looked up and saw the shape of Crow’s face in the sky. Lightening suddenly came crashing down to the ground, trying to zap the guys out of existence.

“What is that? The wrath of the dead royal Sayain family?” Duo watched as a towel magically appeared around Heero’s waist. The other four behind them kept laughing and trying to kill them. Quatre suddenly tripped over a miscellaneous Psyduck and landed on the ground. Trowa then fell on top of him with Heero and Duo soon in tail. Suddenly, everything went white.

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The Gundam Bois all sat up in heavy sweat. Quatre, Heero, Duo, and Trowa all looked over and saw Wufei sitting up in the bed. They all sighed, but stopped breathing when they heard a knock at the door. Heero gulped as he walked over to the door. He slowly opened the door and sighed when he saw the bitch brigade standing outside the door. They were chatting away when they finally realized that Heero had answered the door.

“Heero! We made a new friend! Her name is Bura and this is her girlfriend Pan!” Heero screamed and slammed the door shut in their faces.

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Duckie looked over Crow’s shoulder and laughed as she cackled. Talon walked by with a piece of toast in her hand and looked at what Crow was typing. She fell out laughing and handed Crow a piece of buttered toast. Crow took a bite and let the bread dangle from her mouth as she finished typing something.

“What are you three up to up there?!” Trunks had his head poked inside the doorway that led up to Crow’s office in the attic. He heard three “nothings!” and decided that they were tormenting their favorite anime chars…Again. He laughed as he walked away.

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HAHAHAHA! How did you like it? Yes, this is the last one… *death march plays* Hasta la vista!