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                Episode 5: Twin Terror: A Gundam Adventure

                Bra learns men have soft sides….

 

                Duckie flew high in the sky, watching for any signs of life. He smiled when he saw the limo that had Bura, Pimp Duo, Gangster Heero, Whore Quatre, and Clown Trowa in it. He grinned as he landed on the top of the car, and grabbed onto the sides. Crow carrying Psyduck, Talon with Togepi, and Goten all landed on the car after him. They rode along for some time before coming to a small town. They hadn’t even stopped in Nerima because Bura had gotten into a spit spat with an amazon named Shampoo, and Heero had tried to kill this guy named Mousse and almost got a spear right through the chest. Crow was happy though, because she had gotten some really nice pictures of this guy named Ranma fighting a guy named Ryoga. On their way through the town, Talon and Bura had gotten into a fight with an old man named Happopsie because he had latched onto their chests, and had also tried to snatch their panties right off of them.

                But any who, the car entered the small town. Crow got up onto one knee, and began to look around. A horse walked out in front of the limo, and it stopped suddenly. Crow went flying off of the top of the car, and hit the person riding the horse. The two fell onto the ground in a mass of tangled limbs. The two girls began griping and trying to stand up. The limo’s doors opened and the people riding inside came out. Bura blinked as she looked at her niece, and she placed her hands on her hips.

Bura: “CROW!”

                Crow: “AUNT BURA!”

                Heero: “CROW!”

                Crow: “HEERO!

                Mystery Person: “LINA!”

                Lina: “Huh?”

Bura: “CROW!”

                Crow: “AUNT BURA!”

                Heero: “CROW!”

                Crow: “HEERO!

                Mystery Person: “LINA!”

                Lina: “Huh?”

Bura: “CROW!”

                Crow: “AUNT BURA!”

                Heero: “CROW!”

                Crow: “HEERO!

                Mystery Person: “LINA!”

                Lina: “Huh?”

                “Why does that sound so familiar?” Goten placed on hand under his chin as if to contemplate the little spiel shared between Bura, Crow, Heero, Mystery Person, and Lina. Suddenly, Lina jumped up and glared at the GW Bois. She gathered a ball of fire in her hand and tossed it at the bois. They jumped out of the way, and watched as she dusted herself off. The Mystery Person walked over, his blue hair covering some of his face. He stood beside Lina and looked at the new arrivals.

                “Umm…. Talon, Duckie, Goten, Psyduck, and Togepi… We are splitting!” Crow opened a blue portal and jumped through, yanking her companions with her. The GW Bois and Bura watched as Lina and Mystery Person began to gather up attacks. They were much like ki blasts, but they had no ki signatures in them. Mystery Person drew a sword, and then Lina began to summon up her strongest spell.

                “Guys… I think we should go…” Bura blinked and turned to see Duo trying to pimp Quatre to some blond guy about their age. Trowa was juggling a few flaming bowling pins for a smiling girl, and Heero was talking on his cell phone to someone about their next gang fight. Bura sweat dropped and turned to watch Mystery Person charge them. Lina let her spell go, and it came flying towards Mystery Person and her. It hit Mystery Person, sending him flying into a car in a charred mass. Heero hung up his phone and took a glock 9-mm out of his shirt. He began to fire random shots at Lina, making her dance. She finally gave up and yanked the blond guy, the smiling girl, and Mystery Person away with her. Bura sighed as she turned and jumped into the limo.

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                That night…

 

                The limo broke down… Bura sat, her hands clasped in her lap. The radio was on and it was raining outside. They watched as a few Witches on broomsticks flew past. She blinked and sighed as Heero got back into the limo. He looked at the others and silently shook his head. Duo groaned as he put his hands on his stomach and looked out the window. Another witch flew past.

                “That’s the tenth witch to fly past us…. Man… HEY! I’ve got an idea… There is this old house down the road! Why don’t we all get out of the car and walk over!” Bura looked at the guys who solemnly nodded. She opened the door and climbed out followed by the guys. They ran for the old house, and reached it just a little wet. Trowa knocked on the door and smiled as the door opened. Crow stood at the door wearing a butler’s outfit and looked at them strangely. Bura blinked and smiled.

                “Hello… You’re all wet… Please, do come in… The master is having a party!” Crow grinned as she moved out of the way and let the others in. The five stood in the main room and looked around. They heard music coming from one of the rooms, and Duo grinned.

                “MAN! Your master is a lucky man! He’s having a party! We’re trying to take Bura back to her father… If only the world weren’t so twisted!” Duo blinked as he saw a girl sliding down a banister. She had fluffy blue hair, and wore a maid’s uniform.

                “He’s lucky, you’re lucky, I’m lucky, we’re all lucky!” The girl was Talon, and threw the bottle of liquor she had at Crow. Crow caught it and raised it slightly to the others. She took a swig from the bottle and broke the rest of it on the ground. She smiled pleasantly as she walked over to a gundam and opened it up. Inside was the form of a dead Zechs.

                “I’m supposed to sing a song now… But I’m not and let’s say I did. Come on, I’ll take you to the party, you’ll like it… Lots of lekinks!”

                “Lekinks?” Quatre looked at Crow for a moment, and then blushed as she busted out laughing. She put one hand up, and Talon ran up and took it. The two took a bow and doors magically appeared behind them. They opened, and the others walked in. They saw a bunch of anime characters standing around getting shit-faced and drinking themselves sober.

                “If you stand in front of the conveniently placed elevator, you’ll get the show of your life!” And the guys did just that. Suddenly, the door opened and Duckie tapped his foot.

                “How do you do I. See you’ve met my, faithful handy woman! She’s just a little brought down because when you knocked, she thought it was the Great Saya-Man!” Duckie went to walk out some, and then tripped over the boa that hung around his neck. He hit Bura who flew backwards into Duo. Duo hit his head on the floor, and got knocked out. When he opened his eyes, three hours later, he thought he was Tim Curry.            

                Duo grinned as he pulled on a pair of fishnet stockings and a corset, and began to parade around the house. The other’s fell down on the ground with their feet sticking up in the air. Duo smiled as he took the boa from Duckie and wrapped it around his own neck. He stomped on the floor and smiled as music began to play.

                “Don’t get strung out, by the way I look! Don’t judge a book by it’s co-o-ver! I’m not much of a man by the light of day! But by night I’m one hell of a lover! I’m just a sweet transvestite, from transsexual Transylvania!”

                “Duo, let me hit you with my frying pan! You’ll be all back to normal!” Duckie grinned evilly as he pulled a frying pan out of pocket space.

                “Or better yet, let me ki blast you!” Talon smiled as she gathered a ki blast in her hand to throw at Duo who was parading around, talking to the other anime characters.

                “Or just let me kill you!” Crow smiled and winked as Duo turned swiftly to Bura and began to sing to her once again.

                “So you got caught with a flat! Well how about that. Well babies, don’t you panic… By the light of the night, it’ll all seem all right. I’ll get you a satanic mechanic! I’m just a sweet… Whoa hoe hoe… Stop the press who is that?”

                “Goten Son!” Bura smiled as she looked at Goten who was wearing his normal clothing. Duo began to drool and ran over to him. The next thing the onlookers knew, Duo had yanked Goten upstairs and locked them all down stairs. Crow’s eyes grew wide as she began banging on a door trying to get her father away from Duo’s grasp. Suddenly, Duo came flying through a door, his skin black. A breathless Goten walked down after and collapsed in his daughter’s arms. Crow sighed as she noticed that Duo hadn’t been able to get into her father’s pants. That’s when she decided to go. Turning to Talon, she nodded her head and snapped her fingers…

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                “How did we get back into the car?” Goten sat up and looked at his kids and Talon who were busy eating ice cream with sporks. He shook his head and sighed as he brought his knees up to his chin. It began to rain as the crew finally arrived in the DBZ land….

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