Disclaimer: This is your last warning. I do not own Gundam, or any other anime. I only own OCS. Except the ones made after real people. There, ya happy Tal? Oh yeah… I do not own anything else… I just rip it off…>_<

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Episode 3: Twin Terror: A Gundam Adventure

Wufei’s a WHAT? And no… NOT ANOTHER TERRORIST!

Crow sighed as she took a sip of her coffee. Duckie’s head was lying in his plate of spaghetti, and Psyduck was eating donuts. It had been a long night. The trio had been following their Aunt and the Gundam Pilots around all day. They were relieved when Heero thought the quartet plus two were safe from the twins and duck, because that meant rest time. There was a loud scream from the hotel across the street where the pilots were staying. Duckie bolted up, noodles falling from his face. Psyduck licked the entrails (of noodles) from Duckie’s face and followed the twins outside. The two stood, watching as people ran from the hotel. A beautiful man with blonde hair, dressed in the old colonial style, walked from the building. In his arms was the limp body of Wufei. Crow blinked twice as she recognized the man. She pointed and ogled for a moment. A black shadow, as fast or faster than a Sayain, landed beside the man. He too had long blonde hair, but his was of a darker tone. He wore the same style of clothing, and wore a cape. He looked at Wufei and shook his head.

“Lestat, Lestat… I thought you’d learned your lesson. I mean… after Claudia tried to kill you… twice…” The second man mused for a moment, and then straightened up. He was very debonair like the first man, and was nicely slim. He was very pleasing to look at, and moved fluidly. Crow snapped out of it and began to speak.

“Brother… Do you know who these men are?” She tugged on Duckie’s arm as she continued to watch the two men. He shook his head, and screamed as he watched Wufei sit up. The twins blinked a few times and silently gulped. Their worst fears were coming true…. They were going to do what they hated doing the most…

“DAMN! We’re gonna have ta hunt a Vampire!”

“Crow…. Call you know who….”

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Talon took another shot of Vodka and went back onto the dance floor. She wore a pair of almost knee high boots; fishnet stockings, short black cutoff shorts, and a fishnet shirt with black spaghetti strapped shirt over it. Her mid back length blue hair swished around her body as she silently danced. She heard the Death March start to play and sighed. She walked over to the bar and took her cell phone, magically out of her back pocket.

“Navah mortuary. You stab ‘em, we slab ‘em. This is Talon Navah speaking. The eldest of the Navah clan. How may I help you today?”

“Shut up Talon… Listen, we need your expertise. Duckie and I are sort of in the middle of the dilemma. A bad dilemma… one that only you can get us out of…”

“Ahhh…. My dear, cocky, princess Crow! Let me guess… Your REAL self, the true fanfic writer, wrote in Vampires and because her sister requested that her role playing character be the expert in vampires, and you and Duckie know nothing of Vampires, you need my help…”

“Yes, the fanfic writer altar self of me did. And yes, we need your help dammit!”

“Hn… Figures…. Open a portal…. I’ll be there as soon as I finish my drink.”

“Domo arigato.”

“Yeah, you say that now… Be right there…”

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Crow opened a portal and Talon stepped through. The scenery changed to that of “Night of the Living Dead”. Talon rolled her eyes and received a blow to the back of the head. She turned and glared at Crow who was pretending to teach Psyduck how to whistle. Talon looked around and yawned. Duckie turned away from his girlfriend and looked around.

“Wufei was turned into a vampire. He is currently looking for food. We’ve got to stop him…. Mostly because it’s in the script…” Crow sighed as she showed the script the Duckie. Duckie nodded to confirm what Crow had told him and their companion. Talon closed her eyes and smiled. A gust of wind blew in. Suddenly, Wufei showed up and bit Psyduck. Crow screamed and threw a burning attack at the vampire Wufei. He let go of Psyduck and glared at Crow. He flew forward, and received a shot in the arm from Heero who has magically appeared out of fanfic space. Wufei glared at Heero and slapped him roughly. Talon yelped and powered up for a finale flash. She stopped as Duo walked up between Wufei and her. He had a stern look on his face, one that yelled he wasn’t moving.

“You can’t! Wufei’s my…” Duo turned in time to see Wufei grab Heero. A gust of wind blew Wufei’s cheerleading skirt up. Heero’s gangster hat flew across the street, and tension took over the area. Talon walked up and smiled.

“I have an idea… let’s play a game! If Wufei wins, he takes who he wants. If Crow wins, we kill Wufei! And do not blame me for the corny idea… Crow came up with it!” Talon smiled even bigger as the others shook their collective heads ok. Talon snapped her fingers… and suddenly they were on the set of The Jokers Wild! Crow gulped as Violent Jay took his place at the podium. There were objects of torture and death lying about, littering the grounds.

“Today on the Jokers Wild, we have Crow: A child of Death, and Wufei: A vampire! There is going to be lots of carnage today on the Jokers Wild! Contestant number one, please step up!” Jay watched as Crow walked up. She spun the wheel that had different ways to die, and knifes on it. It landed on HIT OR MISS. She grinned as Jay handed her a bow-and-arrow. Wufei opened his mouth, and Crow fired. The arrow hit perfectly in Wufei’s opened mouth. Crow did a short, corny, victory dance and smiled as the set of the Jokers Wild vanished into fanfic air.

“Crow won!” Talon smiled as she shoved a blade into Wufei’s chest. His arms flailed about as Talon kicked the blade further in. Lestat and Louis watched as Wufei fell down. He was as dead as all the poor bastards who had been on the planet Vegeta-sei when it was destroyed… I MEAN! He was as dead as all of those poor, poor people who died when that hermaphrodite Freesia blew up the peaceful *sneezes and says something suspiciously like BULLSHIT* planet Vegeta *SNEEZEBULLSHITSNEEZE* Lestat looked disgusted as he walked off, followed by Louis.

“That was too easy…” Duo looked at the two siblings and Talon who silently looked at each other. Crow shrugged as she picked up Vampire Psyduck. (Remember that he was bitten…. He got turned!) Talon blinked and snapped her fingers. A Togepi dropped into her arms, making her giggle. She ran to the viper and jumped in. Crow and Duckie laughed as they climbed into their car. Duo, Heero, Quatre, Trowa, and Bura got into their limo. The trio turned into a quartet plus one, and the quartet plus two turned into a quartet plus one. The two cars tore down the road.

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Duckie was hardly paying attention to what he was doing. He sighed as he stopped behind the limo. He just so happened to look out the window in time to see a blond girl wearing a modified version of a Sailor Fuku.

“DAMN! NOW WE’RE IN SAILOR MOON!” The camera pans out, showing Duckie scream as the Sailor Senshi run around, destroying youma and cardigan monsters.

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