Crow: Hi, I do not own Gundam Wing, or anything else I rip off…

Duckie: So that means no suing!

Crow: And on a further note, Duckie is a real person… He just so happens to be my twin, but older by a few minutes, brother!

Duckie: LYLAS! Errr….. Enjoy…. *sweatdrop*

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Episode 2: Twin Terror: A Gundam Adventure

Gundamon?

Crow and Duckie smiled as they followed the GW Bois. Heero was still dresses like a gangster, Duo was still a pimp with his whore Quatre, Wufei was still the MSP cheerleader, and Trowa was still Bozo the Clown. Bura had attached herself to Heero’s arm, making Duo jealous. They entered a small town, where the way the surroundings were drawn changed. They looked around, unbeknownst to the terror in the sky (AKA, Crow and Duckie are using their Sayain abilities to fly!). They were all quiet till…

“PIKACHUU! I CHOOSE YOU!” They watched as a boy with unruly black hair pointed to a yellow duck that was grabbing its head. A mouse jumped forward, electricity coming from the red spots on his cheeks. Bura smiled and giggled as she began talking about the cute furry yellow things.

“Ohmygod! They are so cute! Heero, Duo, Wufei, Quatre, Trowa! I want one!”

(IN THE AIR)

“Duckie, this gives me an idea.”

“You too Row-chan?” Duckie looked over at Crow who had stopped flying. She pulled her sleeves up to her elbows and rubbed her hands together. She spat in her palms and raised her ki. Duckie watched in amazement as she closed her eyes. The Dragon Balls ™ appeared and Crow got ready to make her simple little wish.

“You who have summoned the eternal dragon gets two wishes, Make your wishes now.” The giant Dragon wrapped around the sky, but some how no one saw this really long Dragon or heard his voice.

“Dragon, I wish for Gundamon! And my second wish is to have a Psyduck!”

“Your wish is granted…” The Dragon vanished and the seven Dragon Balls scattered about. A Psyduck appeared in the air, flapping his arms. Duckie’s eyes bulged as he grabbed the Psyduck and saved him from falling to his impending doom. Crow looked down on the earth and grinned as her Gundamon began to run amuck

“Hey you, in the clouds! Who are you two? How can you create Pokemon out of thin air?”

“We are Duckie and Crow! Who are you?”

Chick: “To protect to the world from devastation.”

Guy: “To unite all people within our nation.”

Chick: “To announce the evils of truth and love.”

Guy: “To extend our reach to the stars above.”

Chick: “Jessie!”

Guy: “James.”

Chick: “Tem Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!”

Guy: “Surrender now or prepare to fight.”

Cat: “MEOW! That’s right!”

The two were on a balloon that was propelled by bikes attached by strings. Crow yawned as she flew over and smiled at them

“You can be our partners for this chapter of the fic! YEAH! DUCKIE! I’VE GOT A SUGOI IDEA!” Crow smiled as Duckie flew over, still huggling the Psyduck the Eternal Dragon had given them.

“What’s that Row-chan?” Duckie watched as Crow opened one of her blue portals. But, instead of going in and vanishing, she went in and came out the other side dressed like James. She smiled as she bowed to Duckie. He began to laugh, but found him self in his twin sister’s blue portal. When he came out he was wearing an outfit just like Jessie’s.

“What the fuck! Crow, what is the meaning of this injustice?!” Crow laughed as she descended to earth with Team Rocket. She stopped laughing as she pointed a finger at Ash and Misty. Duckie landed behind her with Psyduck wrapped in his arms.

“You, boy… You’d better not intervene with this battle. YOU! Gundam Pilots, I challenge you to a Gundamon duel!” Crow smiled as a few black orbs appeared. They went to the pilots and then to Duckie and Crow. Duckie placed Psyduck down onto the ground and cracked his knuckles. Suddenly, everything changed and the cast of this part of the story stood on Pokemon battlegrounds. Crow stepped forward and smiled.

“I challenge Duo Maxwell to a Gundamon battle! Epymon, go!” A mini-sized Epyon burst from the black orb and landed in front of Crow. Duo got the idea and cleared his throat

“Deathmon, go…” A mini-version of the DeathScythe appeared and the battle commenced. Team Rocket, Meowth, Duckie, and Psyduck were cheering Crow on while the Gundam Pilots squealed out their various Omea o Korosus.

“Epyon, whip slash!”

“Deathmon, scythe slash!” Epymon dodged the attack and the whip hit Deathmon. He fell to the ground, and returned to the black gunda-ball.

“Ladies and Gentlemen! Crow Shinigami wins this round! Next up, Duckie vs. Heero!” The announcer guy who is stuck up Mr. Satan’s ass smiled as he realized he now had a real job working for Crow. He watched as Heero and Duckie advanced. Heero decided to call his Gundamon first.

“Wingmon, go!”

“Zeromon, go!” Duckie smiled as his all powerful, mini-version of WingZero stepped up to that of Heero’s Wing Gundam.

“Wingmon, buster rifle.”

“Zeromon, show Wingmon a REAL buster rifle.” Duckie watched as Zeromon and Wingmon drew their guns and fired at each other. The two beams clashed, causing the onlookers to put on their sunglasses. Finally, Zeromon had won the battle.

“Ladies and Gentlemen Duckie has won this round! Next up is Crow vs. Quatre!” The gay announcer from DBZ watched as Crow stepped up again. Quatre called forth Sandmon and Crow called her prized Hellmon. Quatre gulped as Hellmon advanced.

“Sandmon… DO SOMETHIN!”

“Hellmon, scythe split.” Hellmon split Sandmon in half and won. The gay announcer went to say something, but Duckie blasted him into oblivion with a small ki attack. Duckie walked up and faced off with Trowa. The two were going to battle it out with the same Gundamon…

“Heavymon, blade swipe!”

“Heavymon, shower that other, insolent, Heavymon with bullets!” Duckie watched as his Heavymon shot bullets at Trowa’s Heavymon. The battle ended and Crow and Wufei stepped forward. Wufei had two Gundamon, so Duckie was fighting as well. Wufei had a smug look on his face as Crow and Duckie got ready to call forth their last Gundamon.

“Vegetamon, go!”

“Gokumon, go!” Duckie glanced at Crow’s Vegetamon and laughed. The two Gundamon powered to SSJ4, and Wufei called forth HIS Gundamon.

“Barneymon, Poemon, ATTACK!” Duckie and Crow screamed as the two ran off. Psyduck stood in a stupor, causing everyone to sweatdrop. Duckie turned around and picked up the duck. He jumped up into the air with Psyduck, and went SSJ, shedding his Jessie getup. (NO HENTAIS! HE’S WEARING HIS OWN CLOTHES NOW!) He caught up with Crow who stopped and looked back at the group on the ground. They were all cheering, throwing a party for Wufei. This angered the mighty Goddess. She flew back and landed, five feet from the Gundamon who had beaten her. The pilots all gulped as she extended her hand and proceeded to exterminate the two Gundamon.

“Mission complete.” She jumped into the air and met Duckie and Psyduck back at the viper.

“THIS MEANS WAR!” Crow climbed into the car and waited to leave.

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Crow: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WAIT UNTILL THE NEXT CHAPTER! ENTER A NEW TERRORIST!