I do not own anything I rip off for this fic, please do not sue! Enjoy! Thanks to Duckie who helped me over AIM to write this strange ass fic…..And to Tal as well, who helped come up with what Trowa and Wufei would be……

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“LalalaSHEEP!” Duo smiled as he walked out into the living room. All of the other pilots were lying down on the floor, watching TV. He sighed as he sat down on the floor and listened to the news. There was a knock at the door that caused all of the pilots to turn and look. They couldn’t help but wonder who would be visiting them, so they all walked silently over to the door. They all shoved Duo forward to answer the door, so he’d be the one to get hurt if it was another one of those crazy fic writers. Duo gulped as he opened the door, to see a beautiful girl standing in front of them. She held her hand out to Duo who gladly took it.

“Hi, I’m Bura Briefs. I was in town with my father and kind of got separated from him. He’s probably very worried, and probably has all of his friends looking for me. I was wondering if maybe you nice gentlemen could help me find him. Just escort me to South City, or to some place where a battle is very likely to break out. You’ll find him in one of those places.” Bura smiled as the boys nodded their heads yes. They moved out of the way and gladly let her in. She smiled as the five began to talk all at once to her, trying to tell her their names.

“SHUT UP!” Everyone looked at Quatre who was turning red from yelling. The young Arabian held out his hand and bowed to Bura as she took it. “ I’m Quatre Raberba Winner. It’s nice to meet you Miss Briefs.”

“I’m Trowa Barton.” Trowa smiled as he shook hands with Bura. She then turned to Wufei who was scowling at her, but was also blushing at the same time.

“I am Wufei Chang.” Wufei reluctantly shook hands with Bura, and left the room. Heero cleared his throat as Bura extended her hand to him.

“My name is Heero Yuy, and the Braided Baka laying on the floor under my foot is Duo Maxwell.” Heero smiled that evil smile of his as he looked down at Duo in whom he had pinned down to the floor with his foot. Duo waved to her with a small grin and then waited for Heero to let him up off of the floor.

“It’s nice to meet you all! I can’t believe you people are so kind as to help a complete stranger in whom you know nothing about! I mean, for all you know my father could be a Prince of a planet that was blown up and is very, very aggressive and likes to kill people! What am I talking about? That’s the kind of father I have!” Bura laughed as the Gundam pilots all began to sweat drop. Duo stood up after Heero removed his foot from his chest, and looked at Bura. He poked her in the stomach, and smiled as she squealed.

“Haha! You eeeped! That was so cute! Do it again! Do it again!” Duo poked Bura again, causing another squeal to exert from her mouth. She blushed as she covered her mouth, to keep from eeping again, in case Duo decided to poke her.

“Well, I guess we’d better get going if we want to get you back to your father. OK GUNDAM PILOTS! IT’S TIME TO ROLL!” Trowa smiled as the other pilots all rushed out to the living room. Then stopped. They heard footsteps coming up the stairs, along with excited talking. They all knew who it was… It was their stalkers! (insert corny dun dun dun DUHHHH! Sound here) The door burst open and the girls walked in happily, but when they saw Bura, they almost blew their tops. Relena circled around Bura, looking her over. Relena smiled as she realized that she was older than Bura, by how much she didn’t know.

“Who’s this blue haired bimbo?” Hilde joined Relena in her circulation of Bura. They sucked their top teeth and gave her a very deadly look. Bura placed her hands on her hips and looked down at the ground.

“MY NAME! Is Bura Briefs, Princess of all Sayains, younger sister of Trunks Briefs, Daughter of King Vegeta and Queen Bulma! And on top of all that! I JUST SO HAPPEN, to be the best friend of Pan Son! AND! ON TOP OF ALL THAT! Who are you calling BIMBO?! Look at you two, prancing up here acting like you own the place! Well, DO NOT! Make me pull a Kameo Hao wave out on you! OR A Burning attack because I will!” Bura grinned ear to ear as the girls ran out in a frenzy. The guys’ mouths had dropped open and hit the ground. She dusted her hands off and smiled at the five guys. “It’s funny… I do not even know how to do the Kameo Hao wave, or the burning attack!”

“Ok, how are we getting to where we need to go?” Quatre sat down on the ground and waited. Duo blinked and walked over to the window. He silently opened it up and looked outside. Relena had left a very nice car sitting outside, which presented an idea to him. He ran over and threw his arms around Heero with a very large grin.

“Her car is still down there, isn’t it Duo?” Heero watched as Duo grinned and shook his head yes. He went and looked out, only to see the car zoom off. He sighed and began to scan the area for any mode of transportation. Bura sighed as she took a small box out of her pocket book. She began to go through it and smiled when she found what she was looking for.

“Ahh! Capsule number six! My lipstick!” The Gundam Pilots watched as she pushed the top of the capsule in and dropped it on the ground in front of her. A small smoke cloud emerged, making her smile. She bent down and picked up lipstick that hadn’t been there ten seconds ago.

“What the fuck is that?” Wufei walked over and looked at the box. Inside were all kinds of capsules. Bura grinned as she took one out and handed it to Heero. He looked at it weird, and then at her. She rolled her eyes as she pressed a button on the lipstick tube and it was put back into its capsule form.

“These are Capsules, they carry anything you need them to! The one Heero is holding has a limo inside. And I’m sure we can find a willing guy to drive a Princess of a destructive race around with her escorts!”

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The car zoomed past all kinds of places, Heero had decided he was going to drive because they might have better luck with time if he drove. Duo looked in the rearview mirror and screamed. The black viper was coming up fast. It came up in the opposite lane of them, and rammed the side of the limo. Duo yelped as his side hit the door. Heero rammed the car back, sending it into the guardrail beside it. The car zoomed up in front of the limo, and parked in the middle of both lanes. Heero slammed on the breaks, and narrowly stopped before hitting the viper.

“That chikushoume is in for it now!” Heero got out of the car, followed by the other Gundam Pilots and Bura. Heero smiled as he passed out several magic markers to the others. They all smile as they approach the viper. The uncapped their pink and yellow markers and attacked the car.

“WHAT THE FUCK!” The driver’s door opens, revealing a guy with blue hair, jungle green eyes, wearing a black fishnet shirt with an orange Psychopath button down shirt on over. He’s wearing baggy jeans and his black sneakers are tied and held closed with safety pins.

“You dicks! This is an expensive car! Do you even know who we are?” A girl with short blue hair, jungle green eyes, wearing a pair of dark blue baggy pants, a black mesh shirt with a dragon spaghetti strapped shirt on over, with a silken black shirt with red dragons on it. She had one hand on her hip, and a very mean look on her face.

“Does it look like we care who you are Onna?” Wufei began to scribble something onto the hood of the car, only to be tossed off. He looked at the girl and gritted his teeth, as she stood ready to fight. A white battle aura enveloped her body as she stood; her hair began to sway by the slight breeze. The guy did the same thing, getting ready to duke it out with the Gundam Pilots.

“I am the almighty fan fic writer Crow Shinigami! And this is my elder brother Duckie-chan!” The Gundam Pilots began blinking all at once. They had heard the name Crow Shinigami somewhere else before, but they weren’t exactly where from. That’s when Heero said, “Fuck this shit! Let’s smoke their asses like they ain't no thangs!” and pulled out a glock 9 mm. Suddenly, Heero was wearing a gangster outfit, complete with hat. Duo was dressed like a pimp, Quatre was his whore. Trowa was dressed up like Bozo the Clown, and Wufei was dressed like a cheerleader from The Middle School of Pacolet.

“Smoke our asses? We’d like to see you try… Sides, this isn’t real… the Matrix is telling you it’s all-real. But, if you die here… you die there…” Crow smiled as she drew this really big, really pretty gun out of the air beside her. (the gun is a sniper rifle) Duckie grinned as he pulled a Desert Eagle out of the air beside him too. They grinned as they began to get ready to shoot the pilots.

“Wait a minute here, since only Heero has a gun, can’t we have a fistfight?” Quatre looked around, then to Crow and Duckie. They nodded and placed their guns into their shirts, somehow…

“Let’s go…” Crow smiled as Heero dropped his gun. He ran forward and went to kick the cocky fic writer, but had his foot caught in her hand.

“What the…”

“I am the evil spawn of Trunks and Goten! HAHAHAHAH!” Crow grinned evilly as she twirled Heero above her head and threw him towards Duo. The two made contact, and hit the ground. She smiled evilly as she leaned into the car and turned on the radio.

-=God money I’ll do anything for you. God money, just tell me what you want me to .God money, nail me up against the wall. God money, don’t want everything he wants it all. No you can’t take it. No, no you can’t take it (no you can’t take that away from me)=-

Duckie sent Wufei flying into a brick wall. Quatre had run away and was trying to stay away from the blood shed. Duckie was laughing psychotically as punches started flying. A bullet came flying for his head, making him close his eyes. He vanished and appeared behind Trowa, the person in whom had shot at him.

-=Head like a hole. Black as your soul. I’d rather die, then give you control. Head like a hole. Black as your soul. I’d rather die, then give you control. Bow down before the one you serve.=-

Crow kicked Duo in the gut she smiled as he hit the limo. Someone cleared their throat, and Crow watched as Bura stepped out of the shadows. Crow’s eyes bugged out of her head as she dropped to one knee.

“Aunt Bura! EEEP! I didn’t realize you were with them! DUCKIE STOP! BURA’S HERE!”

“Aunt Bura?!” Duckie drops to one knee as well, causing Bura to blush. The Gundam Pilots stood up and brushed themselves off, looking at Crow and Duckie weirdly. Bura blinked twice and walked over to the car. She took out a small squirt bottle and wet the area on the viper where the marker was. She washed it off and pointed to the hood.

“It’s all better. You kids get back to your house!”

“Uhh… sure… ok...” Crow let one of her wicked grins glide across her face as her and Duckie dashed for their viper.

“What was that about sis?”

“She wants us to go home! Well, I’m not turning back now! I want to see this. We are going to follow them, incognito! Duckie, step on the gas… We’re becoming stalkers!”

*evil laughter comes from Duckie* “Yes lalalacrow!”

*both* “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

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*evil laughter* That’s chapter one! Who knows what kind of danger lies ahead! I’ll give you a hint… There are going to be more close encounters of the deadly kind between Crow, Duckie, and the Gundam Bois… And wait till….

Duo: SHUT UP!

Wufei: Onna, you're gonna give it away!

Heero: Shut up while you still have a head to use your mouth….

Crow: But… but… PAPA VEGGY-HEAD!!!!!!!

Vegeta: What?

GWB: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!