The Other Uses of Candy Canes!

By: Missfortune

Warning: This one is a lemon folks. Minty, but still a lemon. Disclaimer: Don't own them!

Pairings: That would just give it all away! (I’m using the American names, k)

Notes: You can probably already guess where this one is going seeing as it’s a kinda sequel to The Many Uses of Cucumbers. Anyway, Matt and Tai give out really big candy canes for Christmas. Oh, this happens in season two; Sora is in denial and as weird and frustrated as ever! I just got the candy cane idea from the little ones sitting on our table.

All pointless comments from me are in [brackets].

On with the Snow! I mean show!

“Tai, look at those! Aren’t those some of the biggest candy canes you’ve ever seen!” Matt pointed to a large display they were passing by.

“Wow! That would make an awesome Christmas present, I mean they’d last forever! They’re at least an inch and a half thick and oh, about three feet tall!” Tai said picking up one of the large canes and turning it in his hands.

“Are you thinking what I’m thinking?” Matt asked smiling.

“Definitely!” Tai said picking out a large bunch.

“Merry Christmas everybody!” Matt and Tai said as everyone sat in the living room around the little Christmas tree on the table that Mimi had sent them.

“Oh you bought us presents?!” Davis asked enthusiastically.

“Yup, everybody gets a nice big…..” Tai said leaving his sentence hanging.

“What?” T.K. asked.

“Fruitcake?” Cody guessed.

“Nope.”

“Um, cheesy handmade scarf?”

“No.”

“Cheap trashy pornographic romance novel?” Sora guessed.

Everyone turned and gave her a funny look. She blushed as Matt shook his head.

“I’m not old enough for that stuff,” Cody muttered.

“So what is it already?” Yolei demanded.

“Candy canes!” Tai said as he walked into the room with an armload of red and white striped canes with big red bows on them.

“Yeah! Candy!” Davis said jumping up and rushing over to Tai. “Here let me help you with those!” He said taking a bunch and running back to the chair he and T.K. had been sharing.

“Ow!” T.K. complained as he got hit in the side with a giant candy cane.

Matt shook his head at Davis’s antics. He reminded him so much of Tai. “There is one for everybody so you have to share Davis.”

“Aw man!” Davis pouted but handed them to the people closest to him. Tai handed out the rest and soon all the digidestined had a giant candy cane.

“I’m gonna get cavities from this,” Cody commented looking over the giant sugary stick.

“Don’t worry as long as you brush your teeth you’ll be fine.” Ken said patting the younger boy on the back.

“I didn’t get presents for you guys!” Kari exclaimed. “We usually don’t celebrate Christmas.”

“That’s okay. Just having us all together safe and happy is good enough for us,” Matt replied.

“Oh that’s so sweet!” Yolei squealed.

“I think I’m already getting cavities,” Izzy spoke up.

“You’re just jealous that you didn’t come up with something like that to say,” Yolei retorted.

“Hey its just a joke guys, relax,” Joe said holding his hands up.

“It’s Christmas you guys do you think that we could manage to not fight?” Matt asked. Everyone looked a little guilty.

“Hey don’t look so down. It’s Christmas! We didn’t rent a cabin in the mountains for a party just so it could go to waste while everyone’s being all sorry and stuff! Let’s party!” Tai said jumping up and putting on some really loud Christmas music.

Davis was one of the first ones to jump up and start to dance spastically around the room. He hopped back over to the chair he had just vacated and pulled T.K. on his feet. T.K. grinned as he too began to dance. All the others looked up and saw how much fun they were having and decided to just get up and dance. Soon the party was in full swing.

As the dancing began to die down Matt began to set out the dinner he had worked on all day. Seeing what he was up to, everyone flocked over to help and soon they were chatting back and forth over a delicious dinner of traditional Christmas fare.

“Oh bring us some figgy pudding, oh bring us some figgy pudding, oh bring us some figgy pudding and bring it right now!” Davis sang banging his fork on the table as he waited for Matt to bring out desert.

T.K. grabbed Davis’s hand between his own in an attempt to keep the other boy quiet. Davis grinned and lifted their hands to his mouth and kissed T.K.’s hand. T.K. blushed and a few awws and sighs were heard from around the table. Davis just laughed and continued to sing.

Finally Matt and Tai walked into the dining room carrying big silver trays. “Well its not figgy pudding but it will have to do,” Matt said.

“What is it?” Joe asked.

“Sticky Toffee Pudding. It’s delicious!” Tai raved setting a plate down in front of his friend.

Cody poked his and muttered, “More cavities!”

Ken shook his head and took a large spoonful of the pudding and shoved it into the younger boy’s mouth. Cody looked up indignantly but as he got to really taste the treat he smiled.

Desert was polished off fairly quickly and everybody praised Matt until he blushed and hid his head in Tai’s shoulder. The extra large dishwasher took care of the dishes as they all went back to the living room to nibble gingerbread and sip eggnog while watching The Grinch Who Stole Christmas. [No not Jim Carey’s version, the regular old animated Grinch. It’s a classic and practically tradition!]

As Matt sipped his eggnog his nose wrinkled slightly. “Tai did you add something to the eggnog?”

“No, why?” Tai asked.

“Cause it tastes different.” Matt said sipping it again.

“Tastes fine to me,” Tai told him taking a sip from Matt’s cup. “Maybe you’re just imagining things.”

“Maybe,” Matt said uncertainly.

Unbeknownst to them, Sora had spiked the eggnog in a strange twisted plot whose goal was to get Tai in bed with her. Eventually the alcohol took a hold of all of them. Cody fell asleep in Ken’s lap while the older boy petted his hair and watched him sleep. Joe and Izzy who were usually so modest had claimed a chair in the corner and were making out as if there were no tomorrow. Kari and Yolei were having a serious case of the giggles. Tai and Matt had long since moved it to the bedroom and Sora had disappeared to who knew where, leaving Davis and T.K. as the only ones left actually semi-watching the movie.

“You know, I feel sorry for Max the dog, having to live with the Grinch and all,” T.K. said idly as Davis slowly kissed his way down the back of T.K.’s neck.

“Uh huh,” Davis nodded distractedly. He wrapped his arms around T.K.’s waist bringing him closer. T.K. sighed as Davis’s hands wandered. “Maybe we should follow Matt and Tai’s example and move this to a bedroom.” T.K. whispered leaning into a particularly intimate caress.

“Sounds good to me,” Davis said jumping up and dragging T.K. from the living room.

Davis pulled T.K. into the closest bedroom regardless of whose it was. They were both startled to hear a moan come from the bed. They both turned cautiously and the first thing that caught their eye was a giant red and white striped candy cane. But the thing that floored them was its position, which was currently between Sora’s legs. They stared like two cows caught in the path of an oncoming train. [Moo! Hey it’s more creative than deer in a headlight!] As another inch of the candy disappeared between the oblivious girls thighs the two boys bolted, hearing her moan echo in their ears.

They practically slammed the door shut and ran down to the next room that was sure to be unoccupied. They both collapsed onto the bed panting for air. Soon as the horror of their ordeal faded away they began to giggle madly.

“Oh my God! That was the most ludicrous thing I’ve ever seen!” Davis said between gasps and giggles.

“I knew she was desperate, but not that desperate!” T.K. laughed.

“Well some people just aren’t as lucky as us,” Davis said grabbing T.K. and straddling him. T.K. looked up at Davis. Davis smiled as he leaned down and took T.K.’s lips in a gentle kiss. T.K. sighed as he melted into the bed. Davis smiled as he sprawled out on top of his love. T.K. smiled and leaned up to give Davis a quick kiss on the lips. They both grinned at each other.

“Cody’s right about the cavities,” they heard a voice mutter. They both looked up to the door to see Ken cradling a still sleeping Cody to his chest. Davis stuck out his tongue before replying. “Get your own room.”

Ken laughed as he left to search for an empty room.

“And don’t forget to close the door!” Davis called to the empty doorway. He and T.K. waited expectantly but the door stayed open. “Oh well, you think we should warn him about Sora?”

“Nah, let’s let him discover it for himself.” T.K. said grinning impishly.

They listened carefully for the ‘eep’ and following hurried footsteps and watched as Ken rushed back into the room with his still sleeping passenger.

“S-s-s” he said between panting breaths.

“Yeah, we know,” Davis said laying his head on T.K.’s chest and staring up at Ken.

“Why didn’t you tell me?!” Ken demanded.

“Uh, because you didn’t ask?” T.K. suggested.

“You are both impossible!” Ken declared.

“We know,” they chimed.

Ken rolled his eyes as he started to walk out of the room once more.

“Could you close the door this time please?” T.K. requested.

They were rewarded by the door clicking closed and a muffled ‘good night.’

“Now where were we?” Davis asked.

“Right about here,” T.K. said leaning up and kissing Davis once more.

“Oh yeah,” Davis replied as they began to kiss once more. “This is going a little too slowly, mind if I speed things up?”

“You know I don’t,” T.K. replied.

So Davis had them stripped in record time. He was in the process of kissing his way down T.K.’s chest when they heard a series of high-pitched hysterical giggles. Their door burst inward spilling two disheveled girls on the floor. Kari and Yolei looked up at Davis and T.K., then at each other then burst out into laughter. Davis sighed in exasperation as he let his head drop to rest on T.K.’s stomach and looked in exasperation at the two girls. They pointed at the two boys and laughed even harder.

“Is there a problem?” T.K. asked annoyed.

“W-we just saw Sora a-a-and” Kari stuttered.

“She was. . .” Yolei added.

“With a candy cane!” Kari piped in.

“And then you guys . . .”

“A-and,” they giggled even more and then Kari got the hiccups, causing them both to laugh harder.

“Go away you guys!” Davis whined as T.K. petted his hair comfortingly.

The girls picked themselves up off the floor and began to walk out of the room. Yolei quickly mooned [can’t you just see a drunken Yolei doing that?] them before the door slammed shut and the giggles faded down the hall.

“That’s something I could have lived without seeing,” Davis commented.

“Tell me about it,” T.K. said shaking his head. “Maybe you should lock the door so we don’t get interrupted this time.”

“Good idea,” Davis agreed getting up and going over to lock the door. As he turned he stopped to look at T.K. lying on the bed. His love was spread out on the bed waiting for him to come back. He looked so vulnerable and Davis just wanted to ravish him right away. He grinned hungrily as he stalked back over to the bed before pouncing on his golden angel.

Davis began a furious attack on the delicious expanses of his lover’s skin. T.K. squealed like a flighty virgin as he wiggled beneath the flurry of attention.

“Davis,” T.K. panted. “I can’t take much more teasing. I need you now!”

“I need you too,” Davis whispered back as he fingered T.K.’s entrance.

T.K. pushed back against the finger, causing it to slip inside his body. Davis began to slowly stretch his lover with his finger. He reached over to his shorts, which were hanging off the edge of the bed, and pulled out a small bottle.

“What’s that?” T.K. asked as Davis took the top off. “Smells like peppermint.”

“It is, it’s peppermint flavored lube, [Hey it’s Christmas!]” Davis replied as he greased up his fingers with it. He gently touched his fingers against T.K.’s entrance before sliding them in.

T.K. shivered. “It’s tingly!” [You know how peppermints are tingly, especially when you get it on your skin]

Davis smiled as he prepared his boyfriend for his imminent entrance. When T.K. began pushing back on his fingers and moaning, Davis decided that he was as ready as he’d ever be. He removed his fingers and brushed some of the lube over his waiting erection. Then he took T.K.’s legs and stretched them over his shoulders. He held tightly to T.K.’s waist as he entered him. They both moaned at the sensation and the hot and cold tingles that were running through them.

T.K.’s legs slid off Davis’s shoulder and down around his waist, pulling him closer. Davis leaned down and kissed T.K. deeply. T.K. moaned into his mouth as the movement caused Davis to press deeper inside him brushing against his sweet spot. Davis broke the kiss and pulled back slightly as he began to thrust into T.K.’s body. He started with a firm gentle rhythm that T.K. was only too eager to participate in. But soon they sped up and were oblivious to the sound of their bed smacking against the wall.

“Davis!” T.K. cried out.

Davis ran his hands down T.K.’s overheated body to his begging erection. He began to pump quickly matching their speed. Soon T.K. arched up wailing as he came. His body tightened around Davis who thrust twice more before he released his seed inside his lover’s body. He melted down onto T.K.’s chest and covered him with his own hot and sticky body. They both lay there for some time collecting their wits and their breath.

T.K. sighed before commenting. “I still tingle. Every time I breathe.”

“Me too, feels funny, but I kinda like it.” Davis replied.

“Yeah I like it too,” T.K. agreed.

“But you know what I like more?” Davis asked.

“No what?”

“You. I like you more.” Davis informed him.

“Only like?” T.K. pouted.

“No not only like. I love you,” Davis said leaning down and kissing him.

“I love you too,” T.K. replied.

They both fell into a light dose only to be awakened a little while later by a loud shriek. Davis jumped suddenly at the sound and fell off the bed and onto the floor with a thump.

“Ow!” he whined rubbing his head as he got up off the floor.

T.K. offered him a hand and kissed his forehead. “There all better.”

They heard another loud moan and decided to check it out pronto. They hurriedly wrapped themselves in bed sheets before rushing out to find the source of the noise. What they found nearly made them loose their bed sheets. Sora was sitting on the floor naked dragging her butt across the floor like a dog and whimpering pathetically. [Yeah I know I’m mean to Sora but you must admit its kinda funny]

“What the . . . ?” a voice behind them began before trailing off.

They turned to see Matt and Tai staring at the pathetic sight before them. Davis distantly noted that Matt was wearing a cute shirt red silk nightie with a feathery collar. [Heh heh! Couldn’t resist the urge.] He decided that T.K. would look great in one and made note to run out and buy a few right away. He was pulled out of his thoughts by the arrival of Joe and Izzy. Joe was wearing a pajama bottom and trying to straighten out his hair while Izzy was wearing a matching pajama top that was too large for him and wiping his eyes with the overly long silk sleeve. A barely decent Kari and Yolei trailed behind them. Both girls were in just bras and underwear and they had lipstick smears all over their bodies. A deeply blushing Ken and a very sleepy Cody followed the two girls. Davis was drawn from his study of the others by another keening whine from Sora.

“What’s wrong with her?” Joe asked.

“It burns! [Some peppermints tingle, others burn!]” Sora whimpered.

“What burns?” Izzy asked.

“It burns!” she cried dragging herself across the floor once more.

T.K. and Davis turned to look at each other in disbelief before they burst into laughter.

“What’s so funny?” Tai demanded.

“She . . we saw . . . the candy cane . . . took the wrapper off!” Davis exclaimed between breaths and giggles.

Suddenly Kari and Yolei burst into giggles and sink to the floor.

“What?” Joe, Izzy, Matt and Tai all asked at the same time.

T.K. collected his breath and his bed sheet, which was slipping. “Remember how we all got giant candy canes for Christmas?” he asked.

“Yeah.”

“Well Sora came up with an interesting use for hers.”

Matt and Tai gave each other a look.

“She wouldn’t have happened to be relieving her sexual frustration with it?” Tai asked.

“You could say that,” Davis said.

“So um, why’s she doing that?” Joe asked.

“Because she took the wrapper off! [Duh!]” Davis exclaimed.

“What’s that got to do with anything?”

“A candy cane is a mint. You know how it gets all hot and tingly in your mouth,” T.K. explained. [You tell ‘em T.K.!]

“OH! Oh my gosh!”

Everyone except Ken burst into fresh round of laughter. He felt kinda sorry for her. He just looked at the whimpering girl on the floor. As he watched she plunged her hands between her legs in an attempt to start scratching. Ken quickly covered Cody’s eyes and looked away. He couldn’t help it. He chuckled and covered his mouth in an attempt to keep it in but soon lost his composure and laughed out loud at the poor girl’s stupid misfortune [You asked for it Ken].

“Did somebody say Missfortune?” There was a small explosion of fairy dust and suddenly there was a small person standing on the coffee table. It was a small female in a short red velvet dress lined with white fur with long brown hair, a pair of sparkling butterfly wings, a Santa cap on and a glittering wand with a small sprig of mistletoe attached to the end [It’s me, it’s me!].

“Who are you?” Tai asked.

“I’m Missfortune,” the small person replied.

“Are you an elf?” Cody asked.

“Um, no an imp [Yup I’m an imp, shh don’t tell!] would be a more appropriate title, besides I don’t have pointy ears.” Missfortune pointed out.

“Oh well, what are you doing here? Do you work for Santa?” Davis asked.

“Nah, I’m independent, but I am here to bring you gifts!” Missfortune said with a smile.

“Oh boy!”

“Let’s see first I think I’ll start with . . .” she began looking around the room and pointing at various people. “ . . . Sora, if only to put her out of her stupid misery and get her out of my face. Now let’s see, for Sora we give . .” Missfortune waved her wand and the air sparkled before a box landed in Sora’s lap.

“What is it?” Joe asked.

“A douche [Needs to flush her system.],” Missfortune replied before waving her wand and causing Sora to disappear.

“Next is Cody because it’s way past his bedtime.” She waved her wand and a large box appeared before Cody’s feet. He waved away the lingering sparkles as he leaned down to unwrap the box. He pulled the lid off the box and looked at the contents and then looked up.

“Is there a problem?” Missfortune asked.

“It’s girls clothes!” Cody said.

“Yeah it’s so you don’t have to keep borrowing Yolei’s, [Sure he says his computer is broken but he’s a smart kid, he must have ulterior motives. NO he and Yolei are not together!!]” Missfortune said.

Cody blushed and stammered a quick thank you before taking the box and running down the hall, or attempting to considering how big the box was.

“Next is Ken whose going to want to go after Cody as soon as possible,” Missfortune waved her wand and a box landed in Ken’s hands. Ken opened the lid of the box and blushed before running down the hall.

“What was it?” Davis asked.

“Maybe you’ll find out later [Yeah maybe later], next is Yolei.”

Yolei tore into the box that appeared at her feet and squealed as she pulled out a riding crop and some various pieces of leather [Dominatrix Yolei! Bow to your master!].

“There is more where that came from,” and with a wave of the wand Yolei had disappeared leaving Kari a little upset. “You next before you go to join her,” Missfortune said.

Another wave of her wand and Kari had a box to open. The first thing she pulled out was a tiny leather collar that said ‘slave.’ Then Kari also disappeared. [yes mistress yolei, please spank me harder!]

Missfortune turned to Joe and Izzy. “This is a bit more decent.” She waved her wand and Joe was dressed up in a lab coat and carrying a doctor’s bag while Izzy shivered in a paper gown. Missfortune grinned as they both disappeared. “Ah, the ever popular ‘doctor’ fantasy.” [Joe wants to be a doctor, it fits so well!]

“Next!” She turned to the two last remaining couples. Missfortune waved her wand and a giant cloud of sparkling dust covered the living room. When it finally cleared a giant wardrobe trunk was sitting in the middle of the living room.

“What is it?” Davis asked.

“Who’s it for?” Tai wondered.

“It’s for all four of you, and as for what it is, why don’t you open it?” Missfortune said.

The four boys looked at each other before slowly approaching the trunk. Tai carefully reached out and pulled the wardrobe door open. They all gasped at what they saw inside. The wardrobe was much much bigger than it looked. On the inside there seemed to be never ending racks of lingerie and other various pieces of sexy clothing.

“Wow its like a whole warehouse in here!” Davis exclaimed.

“We’ll never have to go shopping again!” Matt whispered. [Right you are Matty!]

“Just remember to share,” Missfortune reminded them.

“But how are we supposed to move this thing? And what happens if someone is already using it, it’ll be kinda hard to share.” T.K. said.

Missfortune pouted. “You’re right, then you both get one, but that uses up my magic quota for the night, I’m gonna have to borrow some just to get home! [Darn, stupid quotas!]” Missfortune waver her wand once more and another wardrobe appeared. “There! And about moving it, just press the little button on the back and it shrinks!” she said, flying over and pushing a button which caused one of the wardrobes to shrink down to the size of a digivice.

“Now you boys go enjoy your presents, I have to get back now before the guys [You know who you are!] trash my house!” Missfortune said shooing them back towards their bedrooms. “Oh and tell Sora to stick to cucumbers! [Had to tie it in.]”

Matt and Tai both laughed as they walked down the hall with their now miniature sized wardrobe in hand.

“I don’t get it,” Davis said.

“We probably don’t want to know,” T.K. said dragging Davis back to their bedroom.

Missfortune smiled as they walked away leaving her standing on the coffee table. She turned and knocked her wand in thin air.

“Hey guys! Open a door please!”

A door opened out of nowhere and a face peered out.

“Oh good it’s you Brandon, open the door so I can some home.” Missfortune smiled. [Are you happy?! You got in one of my fics! Merry Christmas!]

“Why?”

“Because I used all my magic on presents.”

“And you didn’t get me anything?” Brandon pouted. [Typical of you! ^_^]

“Well, uh, no,” Missfortune stammered.

“Then you can’t come in!” And with that the magical door slammed shut.

“Hey no fair!” Missfortune yelled.

Suddenly another small door opened behind her and two arms reached out and grabbed her. “Eeep!” She gets pulled into the doorway.

“Shh, its time for you to make our Christmas merry.”

“But I used all my magic for the night!”

“That’s okay.”

A tiny red velvet Christmas dress, a matching hat, and a red velvet bra and panties set goes flying out the little door before it slams shut.

“Eep!”

“Good morning everyone! Merry Christmas!” Davis calls out as he walks into the living room.

“Merry Christmas!” the occupants of the living room call back. Davis walks into the kitchen where Ken and Cody are sparring with their candy canes [Big candy canes make excellent Kendo sticks!], while Matt slips around them as he prepares breakfast. Davis looks closely at Cody noticing that the buttons of his shirt are on the wrong side, [Girls and guys shirts button up on opposite sides. Girls button to the left and guys to the right or something like that!] while Ken has a satisfied grin on his face. [Did Mr. Digimon Emperor finally get some?]

“You think they . . .” Davis trailed off.

“Uh huh,” Matt nods as he pulls a tray of cinnamon rolls out of the oven.

“I was wondering when they’d get around to that.” Davis said smiling.

“It only took the help of a little spike eggnog and an imp [Me!].” Tai said joining in the conversation as he hugged Matt from behind.

“Spiked eggnog?” Davis asked.

“Yeah apparently Sora spiked the eggnog hoping that somehow I would end up in bed with her.” Tai explained. [Stupid girl! Tai’s meant for Matt!]

“Weird.”

“Not as weird as this,” Tai said holding up a small pair of clothes. “Wherever out dear imp went, she went there naked.”[There was a Tia Maria commercial that used a similar line once.]

“Breakfast is ready!” Matt said carrying a tray of cinnamon rolls into the dining room. Everyone rushed in to get some food.

“I’m starving,” Kari commented.

“Hard night?” Izzy asked.

“You could say that,” Yolei giggled.

Sora limped into the dining room wearing a rumpled robe and looking like crap.

“Sora I cooked something special for you. Cold cucumber soup and peppermint tea.” Matt said. [Ohh Evil Matty! It’s a deadly duo (no not that Duo!)]

Sora looked up and turned various shades of green before rushing off to the bathroom.

“Matt that was cruel!” Tai exclaimed laughing.

“I know!” Matt laughed back.

There finally finally the end!

Yeah I know it was stupid, but I had fun writing it! So there!

Anyway the main point of the story is MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!